Dicky
Well-Known Member
There is a pretty short story behind this bottle.
I work as a sound and lighting engineer travelling up and down England quite frequently. This weekend I had come back from a 5 hour drive from Kent which lead far into the early hours of the morning. It happened that I arrived in my childhood town and thus planned to stay at my parents for the night.
I awoke later the same day and put the kettle on and found my step-dad sat in the dining room reading the paper. I sat with him and noticed that he had, 2 old, empty gallon bottles of Bells Whiskey sat in the next room covered in dust. I asked him where the hell he got them from. He explained that he used to own a house in the same town, and he found them in the cellar. Apparently he left them in the cellar but had remained friends with the people that bought the house from him. They had recently moved out and gave him the bottles back. "But more interestingly", he explained "is this". With that he took me into the pantry and passed me a dusty bottle that looked like it could hold about 3/4 of a gallon. Beneath the dust was a little hand-written label that read 'marrow wine 1978'. "Just don't drop it", he stressed.
Now, having a little experience with home brewing, a few things cropped up in my head. It's pretty unlikely that it would have continued to ferment over the past 33 years like he is expecting, marrow wine is pretty terrible anyway, and fruit/vegetable wines don't tend to keep for more than 5 or 6 years. So, what do you think? Do you recon he has 3/4 of a gallons of marrow vinegar on his hands?
I work as a sound and lighting engineer travelling up and down England quite frequently. This weekend I had come back from a 5 hour drive from Kent which lead far into the early hours of the morning. It happened that I arrived in my childhood town and thus planned to stay at my parents for the night.
I awoke later the same day and put the kettle on and found my step-dad sat in the dining room reading the paper. I sat with him and noticed that he had, 2 old, empty gallon bottles of Bells Whiskey sat in the next room covered in dust. I asked him where the hell he got them from. He explained that he used to own a house in the same town, and he found them in the cellar. Apparently he left them in the cellar but had remained friends with the people that bought the house from him. They had recently moved out and gave him the bottles back. "But more interestingly", he explained "is this". With that he took me into the pantry and passed me a dusty bottle that looked like it could hold about 3/4 of a gallon. Beneath the dust was a little hand-written label that read 'marrow wine 1978'. "Just don't drop it", he stressed.
Now, having a little experience with home brewing, a few things cropped up in my head. It's pretty unlikely that it would have continued to ferment over the past 33 years like he is expecting, marrow wine is pretty terrible anyway, and fruit/vegetable wines don't tend to keep for more than 5 or 6 years. So, what do you think? Do you recon he has 3/4 of a gallons of marrow vinegar on his hands?