1000 posts

[podz]

This is my 1000th post. Did I earn some extra privilege? Can I say **** now?

Edit: Nope, still can't say ****.

 

[b-boy]

How about tits? Hey - you can say tits. Awesome.

 

[podz]

How about tits? Hey - you can say tits. Awesome.

I miss George Carlin, oh how I loved his sharp wit.

Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.

 

[podz]

I think I will keep this thread open as my mindless mumbling, general rambling thread.

What kind of stupid things I did today:

Desoldered a tactile switch from the front panel circuit of an old Yamaha stereo with a pair of needle nose pliers, a 15 watt soldering iron and two hands. I should really get a third hand. With a magnifying glass.

 

[Black Island Brewer]

I just hit 1000 recently too, and thought about posting something about it, then said "aw, **** it!"

I guess I can't say **** either.

 

[podz]

I just hit 1000 recently too, and thought about posting something about it, then said "aw, **** it!"

I guess I can't say **** either.

I wasn't trying to say ****, I was trying to say ****!

 

[unionrdr]

I just went over 29,000 this week! ****in A mutha****aaaaas!

 

[ChefRex]

I think I will keep this thread open as my mindless mumbling, general rambling thread.

What kind of stupid things I did today:

Desoldered a tactile switch from the front panel circuit of an old Yamaha stereo with a pair of needle nose pliers, a 15 watt soldering iron and two hands. I should really get a third hand. With a magnifying glass.

I do stupid **** everyday, it' s what I do

 

[BigJack]

"Youuuuuuu cannot useeeeeee the word f*** in front of people." - Bill Cosby, as quoted by Eddie Murphy.

 

[b-boy]

Carlin's 7 dirty words:

****, piss, ****, ****, **********, mother****er, and tits.

Looks like 3 are kosher.

 

[podz]

Carlin's 7 dirty words:

Looks like 3 are kosher.

The second poster in this thread posted exactly the same thing, then the post got edited and it disappeared. That's why I now have a dangling reference to Carlin in the third post.

I am making a scientific test now by editing your quote to see if it survives!

 

[Hamaki]

As quick & easy as ****, ****, and ****-****** roll off the tongue, I do appreciate a more creative approach. Mother pus bucket is a favorite. Thanks, Bill Murray. Not an insult but most folks don't appreciate being told they look bumfuzzled so I use it when I think it will have the desired effect. When I was young and partied a little too much the night before, I had a boss who, with a wink and a smile, would tell me I looked like I'd been sucked through a four inch pipe. I was never really sure how to take that

 

[podz]

Profanity is the literary crutch of the inarticulate mother ****er.

 

[Homercidal]

Wow, I can't believe ********** is not on the ban list!

I personally enjoy saying ***tlicker when I'm mad at something. Usually working on the car or a plumbing project. To be honest, I ain't quite sure why it's a good insult...

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

This is my 1000th post. Did I earn some extra privilege? Can I say **** now?

Edit: Nope, still can't say ****.

Fuggin noob!

 

[hunter_le five]

I like where this thread went. Nipples.

 

[Homercidal]

I like where this thread went. Nipples.

Speaking of which, there IS a place for posting milestone posts, PODZ.

If you aren't sure what I am talking about, ask Yooper...

 

[ChefRex]

Can you say **** ******** you ********er?

 

[bob1852]

Fuggin noob!

 

[podz]

Damn (can I say damn?), I've got to move house in a month. I hate moving. On a positive note, the new place will have twice as large cellar as this place. The cellar is also accessible via indoors, unlike this place. You know what that means?

A large cellar that has suitable temperature year round to LAGER!

 

[Black Island Brewer]

Where the **** are you moving to that has near freezing cellars?!?

 

[podz]

Where the **** are you moving to that has near freezing cellars?!?

Umm, I live in Finland! Actually, cellars here will remain a pretty much between 10-14 degrees celcius year round. That's perfect for lagering, no need for near freezing.

 

[podz]

Bonus: My new house has two massive apple trees in the front yard. Their yearly output is about 400kg each. Time to start on my homemade apple press...

 

[podz]

My new cider fermenter is 1000 liters!

 

[unionrdr]

^^Daaaayooom!! You must have enough apples on that tree to fill that up?!