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If World War Z taught me anything, its to get the hell out of large cities, travel north, and fashion some efficient hand weapons, not ammo. I'm sure some of the more extreme DIY-ers on here could provide insight as to what the best homemade weapons would be.
 
Ever seen the snail parasites? They make them walk out in the open and emulate a birds food inside their antennae.

I can't find the David Attenborough video, but here's an ok one...

 
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Oh, and as for the ant-controlling fungus...it's not just carpenter ants, there are different types of fungus that infect different insects and different ants. Each individual fungus is specific to an individual species. Crazy, eh?

Cool link, btw...love that ****.
 
The double barrel shotgun is the classic firearm of choice for Zombies, but I'd like to present the Auto5 as a suitable substitute. It's autoloading capability gives you a free hand to open doors, swing and axe, handle a chainsaw, etc.

Thank you, and don't forget to DoubleTap!
 
*Shudders* We're really hosed now then...

I don't think this will work to well against them will it?

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But will this work?

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I don't think you're quite grasping the significance of Arturo's post. We're not talking bi-pedal zombimes here...we're talking zombi ants.....flesh eating zombie ants..

Your shotguns and chainsaws aren't going to cut it, that's tantamount to hunting ants with, well an elephant gun. :)

You want to talk about yer fancy assed human zombie hunting gear, go here...https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/zombie-plan-118087/ but if you think you're going to off a bunch of undead ants with a macheti, or the sword tipped wheels of your armoured hummers, I laugh in your general direction.

When I lived in S FLorida, we had these flesh devouring ants. One day I was running out to the stop and shop to get a gallon of milk. On the driveway was a dead frog in all it's green fleshy glory. There was a few ants heading that way.

When I got back about 15-20 minutes later, the carcass was stripped to the bones, and the bones were shiny clean. There wasn't a speck of meat left.

And these were LIVING ants....not zombies...

In the words of Hicks, from Aliens....We're ****ed, Man.

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Become Eskimo's? problem solved. Besides it's only a problem where the fungi inhabit.

I'm down with everyone else, i had a dream with a sword in it called the "Zombie Decapitator" Some day i will have this sword. And then let Z day begin baby!
 
I suppose I will need to get some lace-up combat boots, but with custom soles that dont have all the big lugs that might allow them to survive the boot scootin' boogie. and I need to look into a flame thrower, ants sound like popcorn when they are on fire.
 
I suppose I will need to get some lace-up combat boots, but with custom soles that dont have all the big lugs that might allow them to survive the boot scootin' boogie. and I need to look into a flame thrower, ants sound like popcorn when they are on fire.

How bout flamethrower boots? Kill 2 birds with one stone. :)
 
I would just wear my work boots. They are always well inpregnated with Acid. I sat on my foot the other day and burned my bum. Bet that would corrod zombie antz.

What are the chances of this not being a complete waste of money? I don't really want to spend $50 on one just to occasionally light my smoker. I do however realize that once I have one, I'll find a hundred other used for it. Anyone have this?

Click the "THIS" above. You need this. I already thought of a zombie use.
 
I have one of those! I tried it with weeds, what it does is turn them into char, which in turn is fantastic nutrient for more weeds, I do have a pesky fire ant problem out back, perhaps some zombie ant apocolypse training....
 
everyone of us on here is screwed ants love sugar and what do we all make..........sugar water we are prime suspects for a take over into slavery to become minions thats sole purpose is to supply more sugar water to the great ant warlords.
 
everyone of us on here is screwed ants love sugar and what do we all make..........sugar water we are prime suspects for a take over into slavery to become minions thats sole purpose is to supply more sugar water to the great ant warlords.

Oh, great....I was just starting to feel better about this whole zombiepocalyps thing...Ants, Meh...until now.

We're hosed.

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The double barrel shotgun is the classic firearm of choice for Zombies, but I'd like to present the Auto5 as a suitable substitute. It's autoloading capability gives you a free hand to open doors, swing and axe, handle a chainsaw, etc.

Thank you, and don't forget to DoubleTap!

i'd like to see you wield a browning auto-5 with one hand.

with two hands it knocks me on my a$$
 

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