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Emmit Smith's Lock Of The Week
"This week, I like the Bills playing in Buttalo against the Can’t This City Keiths! I know Keiths are rent hot, but you know who’s even MORE rent hot? ME! My picks are back over five huntered! I am like Lazysaurus rising from the dead! I’ve got the hot ham and I’m riding this porny for all its worth! Who knows? They may just bring me out to Las Vagels and put me in charge of the ManToLay Bay sports boot! Watch out, AIDS Rothstein! It’s my turn to run the Pacino!"
 
Hats off to all the spectators in Cincinnati. It's 10:23 there, I'm sure it's cold, and they'll be there for at least another hour. I'm in the mountain time zone drinking my third homebrew and I'm already getting tired.
 
Hats off to all the spectators in Cincinnati. It's 10:23 there, I'm sure it's cold, and they'll be there for at least another hour. I'm in the mountain time zone drinking my third homebrew and I'm already getting tired.


Maybe you should go night-night


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Patriots quarterback lead team jumps out to a huge lead. Big fukcing surprise.


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It's kind of amazing to think of the "haha, not a fcukin chance" guys that get tossed aside by the Pats end up being "the savior may have arrived!!" types of players for other teams.



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Guess it's time to find a new backup fantasy QB... Freakin' -3 points? Dalton was actually half decent last year, thought he was OK in a backup role. Please tell me he got benched early - I just couldn't watch anymore after sometime in the 2nd quarter when it was clear that only one team actually bothered to show up to the game. Weird it was the visiting team...
 
Where da fuq ya been the last five years of this thread??

Browns actually win a couple with our old back-up qb and now its time to join the party?

You're the worst kind of person.

May the Browns not win another game and crush your black dead soul.


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Yeah. That's right.... I said "our". I am apparently part of the Patriots organization now.

Fcuk it. I have season tickets. I can say "our".


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That was a great game last night. So glad we won.


Can you believe they lost last night. What the hell were they doing out there?

All perspective isn't it?


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Wait.

Are the Jets winning, or are the Steelers doing their damnedest to lose?

I keep going back and forth as to which one is actually happening.
 
How about that. We don't even need to play to gain in the division.

Let's go Raiders, clap clap, clapclapclap.


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