Only one mythical Beast for Life

bottlebomber · Oct 5, 2012

Not his cow. He went over a fence half drunk onto private property, shot a cow, sawed a chunk off and him and his buddies took off. He's a crazy bastard. I wish that was the stupidest thing he had done.

cheezydemon3 · Oct 5, 2012

bottlebomber said:
Not his cow. He went over a fence half drunk onto private property, shot a cow, sawed a chunk off and him and his buddies took off. He's a crazy bastard. I wish that was the stupidest thing he had done.

WOW.

When it is possible that a SATANIC CULT ultimately gets blamed for you poor decisions, it is time to re-evaluate.

Leadgolem · Oct 5, 2012

cheezydemon3 said:
WOW.

When it is possible that a SATANIC CULT ultimately gets blamed for you poor decisions, it is time to re-evaluate.

Yeah, the cult might come looking to nail your nads to a tree if they got blamed for your issues. It's best to sign your chaos, for the sake of clarity. The only clarity I knew was a witch though...

bottlebomber · Oct 6, 2012

^^ are you perchance in a Satanic cult?

rs4life · Oct 6, 2012

Leadgolem said:
Indeed sir. A soulless automation constructed of lead, and other less fragile metals. I went crazy and killed my creator, along with the entire town that laughed at his stringless puppet automaton.

How about we hunt were-manbearpig? They are canny, and much more fun then hunting mere were-pigs.

M'aiq says: those who believe in the werepig are ultimately the swine themselves

Leadgolem · Oct 6, 2012

bottlebomber said:
^^ are you perchance in a Satanic cult?

Let's just say there was an incident involving a horse, a rat, and a bbq grill that was once inaccurately blamed on a satanic cult.

Leadgolem · Oct 6, 2012

rs4life said:
M'aiq says: those who believe in the werepig are ultimately the swine themselves

M'ime says:......

bottlebomber · Oct 6, 2012

Leadgolem said:
Let's just say there was an incident involving a horse, a rat, and a bbq grill that was once inaccurately blamed on a satanic cult.

Is that like the turducken? A horse stuffed inside of a rat and then barbecued?

cheezydemon3 · Oct 6, 2012

bottlebomber said:
Is that like the turducken? A horse stuffed inside of a rat and then barbecued?

no, its a whoreratq

bottlebomber · Oct 6, 2012

cheezydemon3 said:
no, its a whoreratq

I'm sure Cape has made one whatever it is..

Zuljin · Oct 6, 2012

I am, a present, 12.36% on guard, currently.

Leadgolem · Oct 6, 2012

Zuljin said:
I am, a present, 12.36% on guard, currently.

So, who is the rest of you on? :mug:

Obliviousbrew · Oct 7, 2012

The rest of me have been drinking... a lot...

cheezydemon3 · Oct 8, 2012

quick!! Zul's guard is down. It is a sign that he is ready to mate.

static · Oct 8, 2012

Send in Popobawa?

Whattawort · Oct 8, 2012

Cthulhu is not pleased. Beware the wrath of his noodly appendages.

A Møøse once bit my sister ..

bottlebomber · Oct 8, 2012

Whattawort said:
Cthulhu is not pleased. Beware the wrath of his noodly appendages.

A Møøse once bit my sister ..

No kidding. And I don't even want to think about how Yog Sothos is going to react if he sees this thread.

Leadgolem · Oct 8, 2012

Yaldabaōth is likely to be rather annoyed at being ignored too.

static · Oct 8, 2012

Bring em on. I'm sure we can find a nice brine and dry rub before adding them to the smoker.

static · Oct 9, 2012

Whattawort said:
Cthulhu is not pleased. Beware the wrath of his noodly appendages.

A Møøse once bit my sister ..

bottlebomber said:
No kidding. And I don't even want to think about how Yog Sothos is going to react if he sees this thread.

Leadgolem said:
Yaldabaōth is likely to be rather annoyed at being ignored too.

Hrm... ya know, I'll bet they would make some great calamari.

bottlebomber · Oct 9, 2012

static said:
Hrm... ya know, I'll bet they would make some great calamari.

My thought exactly.. I thought I posted that already actually

Whattawort · Oct 9, 2012

static said:
Hrm... ya know, I'll bet they would make some great calamari.

Then you'll have to deal with the Kraken.

bottlebomber · Oct 9, 2012

The Butt Kraken that is...

Leadgolem · Oct 9, 2012

static said:
Hrm... ya know, I'll bet they would make some great calamari.

I know some of them have been in Gods smoker for a while...

static · Oct 10, 2012

Should be nice and tender with a lovely smoke ring

Whattawort · Oct 10, 2012

static said:
Should be nice and tender with a lovely smoke ring

Otherwise knows as a PELLICLE! Oh man, I think I just opened pandora's box by mentioning that enigmatic funky film in a mythical beast thread. Perhaps that's where all the nasty critter originally came from. Think about the pics of the pellicles in these forums and tell me you wouldn't be surprised to see some beast ooze out of one.

cheezydemon3 · Oct 10, 2012

Leadgolem said:
I know some of them have been in Gods smoker for a while...

Really, in this most serious discussion of reality, you bring up the magic man that lives in the clouds?????????

why would he need a smoker? Couldn't he just wiggle his pinkie and make a smoked kraken just appear?

static · Oct 10, 2012

mmmm smoked kracken mmmm

Leadgolem · Oct 11, 2012

cheezydemon3 said:
Really, in this most serious discussion of reality, you bring up the magic man that lives in the clouds?????????

why would he need a smoker? Couldn't he just wiggle his pinkie and make a smoked kraken just appear?

Sigh, you really should get out more. One of his aspects uses it to torture people who claim they never inhaled.

cheezydemon3 · Oct 11, 2012

Leadgolem said:
Sigh, you really should get out more. One of his aspects uses it to torture people who claim they never inhaled.

You are telling me that the magic man tortured Billy Clinton?

He seems none the worse for it.

(After claiming not to have inhaled that nice young woman's bodily fluids)

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