Only one mythical Beast for Life

[cheezydemon3]

Neither is actually that big of a deal if breathing is optional, and being eaten merely annoying...

OMG. Being eaten is so freaking annoying. Once my physical body dies, I begin rapidly regenerating at a point that shall remain secret...even to static.

No big deal, right? But my physical being is also pretty resilient.

I once spent 4 days in the belly of a schlord, slowly digesting and slowly healing.

 

[Whattawort]

OMG. Being eaten is so freaking annoying. Once my physical body dies, I begin rapidly regenerating at a point that shall remain secret...even to static.

No big deal, right? But my physical being is also pretty resilient.

I once spent 4 days in the belly of a schlord, slowly digesting and slowly healing.

That explains the smell.

 

[cheezydemon3]

That explains the smell.

schlord digestive juices? Had to napalm them out of my nasal passages (and that purely psychological since I eventually found a Were-pig rib bone and pierced my heart with it, thus causing me to re-form anew with only the memory of the smell)

 

[Whattawort]

schlord digestive juices? Had to napalm them out of my nasal passages (and that purely psychological since I eventually found a Were-pig rib bone and pierced my heart with it, thus causing me to re-form anew with only the memory of the smell)

Quit projecting your memory onto my olfactory senses.

 

[Clifton]

Half man half John Deere, aka Trac-taur

 

[cheezydemon3]

Quit projecting your memory onto my olfactory senses.

Wanted to see if that is the smell in question. What??? Your nose wasn't doing anything important.

 

[Whattawort]

Wanted to see if that is the smell in question. What??? Your nose wasn't doing anything important.

Your funk is intruding on my ability to sniff the airlock on this dry limbed beer. No go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Your funk is intruding on my ability to sniff the airlock on this dry limbed beer. No go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

I say!

At what point do you launch the cow?

 

[Whattawort]

King Midas has an illegitimate son with Medusa.....discuss

 

[TxBrew]

King Midas has an illegitimate son with Medusa.....discuss

Golden snakes would probably be stringy.

 

[cheezydemon3]

King Midas has an illegitimate son with Medusa.....discuss

would have had to brown bag her.

Golden snakes would probably be stringy.

You have to melt them down into muffin tins.

 

[Leadgolem]

Hmm, I wondered what they named him. Midusa, perhaps? Sad for the mother never to be able to look upon the face of her child.

I wonder who they will get to wet nurse?

 

[bottlebomber]

would have had to brown bag her.
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I was trying to work something up with Gold Member but it didn't pan out.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I was trying to work something up with Gold Member but it didn't pan out.

Isn't that vierd?

 

[Whattawort]

Poor kid would always be in trouble with mom because he would turn his back on her. Dad couldn't touch him (unless he truly was an ass). He'd never have a chance with the ladies for risk of getting stuck. But his could probably piss gold.

 

[TxBrew]

would have had to brown bag her.



You have to melt them down into muffin tins.

Smart. That is all.

 

[Leadgolem]

I think there are wild gnomes living on my property...

 

[static]

Don't feed em or they will turn zombie on ya.

 

[Leadgolem]

I was thinking of trying to tame them, and train them to do the gardening.

 

[alpha224]

I was thinking of trying to tame them, and train them to do the gardening.

Don't forget to train them to help you brew...I hear they make some bitchin' beer

 

[Leadgolem]

Don't forget to train them to help you brew...I hear they make some bitchin' beer

Gnome beer hmm. That would make a nice change from zombie wine.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Gnome beer hmm. That would make a nice change from zombie wine.

Gnomes don't brew beer. They steal beer soaked bears and wring them out to get beer.

I almost think that one of you is a gnome, intentionally spreading mis-information to make bear stealing easier.

 

[Whattawort]

Gnomes don't brew beer. They steal beer soaked bears and wring them out to get beer.

I almost think that one of you is a gnome, intentionally spreading mis-information to make bear stealing easier.

What about the whales? Gnomes don't steal those do they? I just named mine. Little bastards better not touch "Slimey".

 

[cheezydemon3]

What about the whales? Gnomes don't steal those do they? I just named mine. Little bastards better not touch "Slimey".

I am sure Slimey would be happy to munch on a few gnomes. No worries.

Amazingly Polar bears can take down whales under the right circumstances involving ice and sparsely located "breathing" holes. The bears wait at these holes, occasionally dipping in to keep them open, and then jumping on the whales when they stop for a breath.

Just don't get your temps too low and it isn't a problem.

 

[Whattawort]

I am sure Slimey would be happy to munch on a few gnomes. No worries.

Amazingly Polar bears can take down whales under the right circumstances involving ice and sparsely located "breathing" holes. The bears wait at these holes, occasionally dipping in to keep them open, and then jumping on the whales when they stop for a breath.

Just don't get your temps too low and it isn't a problem.

I have certain methods for repelling pesky bears of all species. They'll leave the beer alone if you just set out an old bowl of rotting demon parts loaded down with moldy cheez and drenched in Natty Ice. You should try it sometime.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I have certain methods for repelling pesky bears of all species. They'll leave the beer alone if you just set out an old bowl of rotting demon parts loaded down with moldy cheez and drenched in Natty Ice. You should try it sometime.

You had me at "repelling pesky bears".......

I would like for you to study this tutorial so that you may finally realize which way you want the bears going.......
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f39/apparently-i-have-evil-gnomes-stealing-bear-out-my-primary-187905/

 

[Grannyknot]

This poll is worthless without a manbearpig choice.

 

[Whattawort]

You had me at "repelling pesky bears".......

I would like for you to study this tutorial so that you may finally realize which way you want the bears going.......
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f39/apparently-i-have-evil-gnomes-stealing-bear-out-my-primary-187905/

I've studied that literature and I, for one, am not buying it. Give me whales or give me death! Sometimes one begets the other though. Narwhals are nothing but trouble unless we're talking about a sour.

 

[Leadgolem]

Hmm, bear riding gnomish raiders....

 

[Leadgolem]

He he, I just finished my gnomish mutagen. It turns the gnomes into fermentable sugar!