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Conversation at my mother's house...
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Could be, but it's not. I'm from Massachusetts, brotha. Masshole and all that. That's all you need to know.
dataz722
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the only limitation revvy has is while he is balls deep in momma brownie
did that go too far?
edit--- that was post 666...... creeeeeepy
He said he couldn't keep up and was just standing back watching. I am not sure if he was referring to this thread or what was going on in his bedroom though.
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Ok, seriously, Are ALL the mods vacationing in the Caribbean today?
BrewInATL
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OK, timeout! I gotta run to the can.... Don't post anything until I get back.
I'm gonna have to go with yes, unequivocally yes.
I don't think they can read as fast as we are posting.....
How's that incontinence thing working for you?
Wait a minute! CRAP! I gotta go again.... back in a minute....
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Thats some risk you're taking, You'll never understand whats going on by the time you get back.
I dread only having another Hour and a half to post in this thread, then (SWMBO's birthday today) I'll be out until tomorrow morning when god knows maybe this thing will eventually die before then.
And tell your mom Thanks for costing me my mom!! Doesn't she know the Barley Wine was Malty.
Ooh, hopefully IrregularPulse will be getting some IrregularP***y tonight.
Did that go too far?
dataz722
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ok, who wants to make bets as to what is going to happen to this thread.
1- gets moved to drunken rambling
2- gets moved to fight club
3- gets edited and moved to drunken rambling
4- gets deleted
5- they just let it go
1- gets moved to drunken rambling
2- gets moved to fight club
3- gets edited and moved to drunken rambling
4- gets deleted
5- they just let it go
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bernerbrau
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****, my coworker came in to ask my help and opinion on something. That was like 60 seconds ago. I missed two damn pages, and another one trying to catch up.
dataz722
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not even close!
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bernerbrau
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Only the mental image of my mother having sex. Thanks a lot, now I need a shrink.
dataz722
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Well then you will finally fit in here
Ok, I'm back.... Dogfish Head. Alright, we are back on topic here..... You are good shecky.
Speaking of fish, good luck tonight IP.
Poor lad thinks he was dropped from the sky by a stork.
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bernerbrau
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Man, this is shaping up to become MY thread. They better not go with #5.
You, sir, are my equal.
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bernerbrau
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If it avoids the mental image of my mother giving birth to me, then yes.
fsck.....
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bernerbrau
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If not, he can always just hang onto it.
No kidding. I think I just wrote IrregularP****y in my column. Oops.
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bernerbrau
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Shecky, you have to click in the browser before typing. Wars get started that way.
Heavens no sheck... Only in my dreams could I even hope to attain that status!
True, but I'm a sports writer. Ain't writing nothing important. At least that's what the news side people believe.
dataz722
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you are going to need to do some careful editing before you turn that in. I can see it now you talking about tom brady (dont know what sports you do) getting some irregularp***y showing up in the sunday paper
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bernerbrau
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NOBODY disses Gisele.
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No you forget I am married. It is HER birthday, I am not allowed to hound her, It's August when I get the who-ha. Hell even Her's would be Irregular to me at this point. Friggin post prego wait issues...
For once I'm famous enough to the papers, well halfway I guess.
And why is this the second time this thread, I have double quoted you Shecky
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What the hell does Tom Brady have to do with Brownie Bites? and why would he do that to that kids mom with the Sheck all over her face? Kids sure have some weird lingo these days!
How many kids you have? I've got two and irregular doesn't even begin to describe it. And the second one is 4 years old.
I'm quotable, what can I say. You should meet me. I'm really, without word of a lie, extremely quiet. Ironic, I know.
dataz722
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Hell I just got married a few months ago and its Irregular already
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Just the one now, almost 6 months old.
Ditto here, It takes a while to warm up in person before I can be myself.
Hard to believe they make on/off switches out of little gold or silver circles!
BWAAAHAAAHAAA! Good one sheck! Man, you had me there for a minute! You slay me with your wit and one-liners like this....
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bernerbrau
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Ditto again. I'm also highly likely to say something offensive once I'm liquored up.
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