When you use homebrew bottlecaps as pasties on your girlfriend
I do believe there is a thread for such shenanigans
When you use homebrew bottlecaps as pasties on your girlfriend
When you watch your wife pouring oatmeal into boiling water and you can't help but thinking that her mash in temp is WAY too high!
When you use homebrew bottlecaps as pasties on your girlfriend
Its 8am, you are just about to leave to go to work, but you stop at the Kegerator and draw a tiny sample of an APA you force carbed last night to test if it is 'there yet'.........
Its 8am, you are just about to leave to go to work, but you stop at the Kegerator and draw a tiny sample of an APA you force carbed last night to test if it is 'there yet'.........
....and then run to the sink to rinse with mouthwash before kissing SWMBO goodbye
Lucky b@st@rd!no, go straight to kissing SWMBO and she says, "not there yet"
When you've had to mop the ceiling.
You use a mop on the ceiling.
. . . youve ever used a mop on a ceiling.
When you've mopped the ceiling.
You know you're a home Brewer when youve mopped a ceiling
When you leave the tap on a few seconds too long and spill more than a little beer on the garage floor...
...but your first reaction is still to raise your glass to the light to examine clarity.
No, no. Your first thought is to lick the spilled beer.
An extension would be when you're at a bar and someone doesn't finish their beer and it saddens you to see the horrible waste. Specially so if it's craft beer.
No, no. Your first thought is to lick the spilled beer.
An extension would be when you're at a bar and someone doesn't finish their beer and it saddens you to see the horrible waste. Specially so if it's craft beer.
Hey, it's about all I got...old guy stuff. I like writing, which many don't get into, I get that. Guess I could back off a lil. Just hacked that old guy pains get in the way of brewing stuff. Gotta get it off my chest sometimes, after being in constant pain for 10 years.
When you hang dry your hop bags in the shower.
Try responding to a fully engulfed car fire 30 minutes before you need to leave for the airport, and then seeing them do the residue tests on people ahead of you in the security line.You trip the fancy new scanners TSA uses from wiping star san on your pants. At the time I thought it was odd getting a pat down, then when reading byo on the plane when I saw a star san ad and it clicked the sanitizer is unusual for most people to be using phosphates.
When you find the bloop bloop of the blow off jar soothing after an early morning doctor run...
I used to request the full search. Too much GSR on everything I owned when working in Iraq. When they would would be "patching" cary on luggage, I would always warn the insepctor and show them my CC card then request "To avoid all the red lights going one, can we please go straight tot he hand search". the Brit's would comply...the American TSA folks were a mixed bag.Try responding to a fully engulfed car fire 30 minutes before you need to leave for the airport, and then seeing them do the residue tests on people ahead of you in the security line.
Thought for sure I was going to get a TSA colonoscopy that day.
Try responding to a fully engulfed car fire 30 minutes before you need to leave for the airport, and then seeing them do the residue tests on people ahead of you in the security line.
Thought for sure I was going to get a TSA colonoscopy that day.
When you're still comfortable with the temperature in your apartment, and when your (extremely fuzzy) cat also doesn't seem to care that it's warm, but you turn on the air conditioner entirely for the sake of the yeast.
My friends with b%^&# about the temperature in my apartment. Every time I ask them if they like drinking free beer. Yes? Then shaddup already
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