Who would you pick for president?

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Which inanimate object would you vote for?

  • Carbon Rod

  • Lamp

  • Screwdriver

  • Sponge Mop in the Swiffer commercials

  • Happy Fun Ball

  • Mannequin at JC Penney

  • 1973 Pacer

  • Speak -n- Spell

  • Toilet Seat

  • It's Log

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Beer - made with barley - FARMER'S LOBBY!!! I knew you were just a lobbyist shill, SeaBee
 
I'm writing in heaping pile of ****. Heaping pile of **** is extremely underrated and doesn't get the backing and support all those other inanimate objects do.
 
EvilTOJ said:
Beer - made with barley - FARMER'S LOBBY!!! I knew you were just a lobbyist shill, SeaBee
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Darn it... you are right! And I couldn't think of a bigger group of people sucking off the gov tit (outside of the welfare folks of coarse)

I hear by resign my tenure as the secretary general of the "friends of beer" political action committee.

Screw it I'm staying home on election day.

psychodad said:
I'm writing in heaping pile of ****. Heaping pile of **** is extremely underrated and doesn't get the backing and support all those other inanimate objects do.
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Ahh bug off psychodad.... we all know the mob is tied to sanitation... MOB LOBBY!!!

Is there any inanimate object that is unbiased? not backed by BIG special interest?

I'm very frustrated!
 
I voted Speak and Spell as well for the reasons originally posted and because it does it in English.

I damn sure ain't voting for Screwdriver. Things are screwed up enough already. I get the screws put to me enough as it is, and I really don't like Vodka anyway.
 
its log is different from it's log! Please its big its heavy its wood!
 
"What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!"
 
I knew yew wood say that, Pete. According to the latest market research, Carbon Rod is going to come in as Log's running mate.
 
I was hoping for Powdered Toast Man...


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I'm second guessing my log vote. We just had a president who thought that we could blindly roll over our enemies.

Oh hell, log would still be better than Gdubb.
 
Got to agree with bird and go with Happy Fun Ball.

Although I would have picked 'Log' if it were an option. It's better than bad, it's good!

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I've just learned from both CNN and Fox News that happy fun ball recieved an endorsement form the National Porn Producers Union (Who'd a thought that the porn industry was unionized???)

anyway just thought you'd like to know. I'm still attempting to figure out who to vote for in the main election. Not much of a field if you ask me.
 
Seabee John said:
I've just learned from both CNN and Fox News that happy fun ball recieved an endorsement form the National Porn Producers Union (Who'd a thought that the porn industry was unionized???)
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You've never heard of the Porn Producers Local 420-69 ? They're one of the most vocal unions out there! ;)
 
Shouldn't Toilet Seat and Sponge Mop have dropped out by now? I'd expect Happy Fun Ball to go negative soon and expose Speak-n-Spell's potential for spelling out dirty words.
 
It's obvious now that "Happy Fun Ball" is capturing the hearts of female voters.

I for one have cast my vote for Log, a favorite since discovering Ren & Stimpy as a college freshman! (It is not I who am mad, it is I who am insane)

My political advice is for Log to team up with 1973 Pacer, this would make a simply unbeatable ticket! Think about the unbeatable militaristic power of Log combined with the sleak lines and awesome speed/mobility of 1973 Pacer.

While Spent Carbon Rod is a sexy pick, I don't think he rounds out the ticket the way 1973 Pacer does... SCR just seems a bit static/stagnant.

And no, no one has seen Ralph Nader move so I do believe the current buzz that Mr Nader is in fact J.C. Penny Mannequin is correct!

Vote for change, vote for It's Log!!!
Schlante,
Phillip
 
Aw crap, not another political thread! Who posts this garbage anyways?

I'm still holding my vote out for Speak -n- Spell. Sure he's not the most interesting or flamboyant character, but at least his past isn't RIDDLED with scandal like Happy Fun Ball? Ever wonder why Happy Fun Ball hasn't been back on SNL in years? I guarantee that it's not from doing 'side projects' like he says it is!
 

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