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ELI: Estimated Likelihood of Infection. i just made this up since everyone in this hobby is so enamored with using acronyms and buzzwords to describe things and processes that don't necessarily require them (at least from a virgin homebrewer's incredibly ignorant perception); why not add another one??
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i brewed tonight, reusing the yeast from my 1st batch, and i'm leaving town for the weekend tomorrow evening, so i consider it wise to rig a blow off tube in case it starts foaming something fierce while i'm gone. as i'm pushing the modified airlock into the receptacle, the rubber gasket dislodges and falls into my now cooled wort. after a few minutes of failed attempts at fetching it blindly with a long handled spoon, and a short-lived consideration of leaving it in there for 2 weeks, i spot a bottle of vodka in the corner of the room and, seconds later, i'm dousing my right arm with it to hopefully kill whatever nasty crap is living on it. then, i take the plunge, luckily find it right away, and perform the rescue.
so, what is my ELI? i'm not scrrrrrrrd, but should i be?
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i brewed tonight, reusing the yeast from my 1st batch, and i'm leaving town for the weekend tomorrow evening, so i consider it wise to rig a blow off tube in case it starts foaming something fierce while i'm gone. as i'm pushing the modified airlock into the receptacle, the rubber gasket dislodges and falls into my now cooled wort. after a few minutes of failed attempts at fetching it blindly with a long handled spoon, and a short-lived consideration of leaving it in there for 2 weeks, i spot a bottle of vodka in the corner of the room and, seconds later, i'm dousing my right arm with it to hopefully kill whatever nasty crap is living on it. then, i take the plunge, luckily find it right away, and perform the rescue.
so, what is my ELI? i'm not scrrrrrrrd, but should i be?