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robh245 said:
A rotating temporarily empty corny keg has become a permanent fixture in your bathroom.

Pictures or it didn't happen...
 
It happens and often!
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robh245 said:
It happens and often!
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Right on! I'm a believer.
 
robh245 said:
A rotating temporarily empty corny keg has become a permanent fixture in your bathroom.

Empty corny? My second bathroom has become a fermenting chamber and a garden. Got a cider goin, a hard lemonade conditioning, a simcoe ipa carbing, and kale, eggplant, cucumbers, peppers, brussels sprouts, beets, serranos, cayenne, bhut jalokia, giant jalapenos, and two types of tomato seeds starting.

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mikeysab said:
Empty corny? My second bathroom has become a fermenting chamber and a garden. Got a cider goin, a hard lemonade conditioning, a simcoe ipa carbing, and kale, eggplant, cucumbers, peppers, brussels sprouts, beets, serranos, cayenne, bhut jalokia, giant jalapenos, and two types of tomato seeds starting.

Is that the hard lemonade in the toilet?
 
I definitely couldn't get away with that. Very impressive!

I'm barely getting away with it. Now that winter is here, we spend most of our time upstairs, where this bathroom is. I use this bathroom for my cider because I've been using 3711, and don't want any temperature control. Whenever I have a cider actively fermenting, this bathroom is a real stink bomb, so my wife has been complaining lately. Now that I have my seed bank going, and a cider actively fermenting, she bitches every time she's in there. I kinda told her the only other option is our bedroom, so she let's me leave it up there. I'm weeks away from doing the downstairs bathroom over, so this bathroom is going to have to be cleared out for daily use, so I'm gonna have to come up with another option soon
 
I buy almost any local brew gear I can find up to 11 carboys 4 buckets 4 kegs 3 keggles 2 full size fridges and a half for a keg disp up stairs. I live in a 1/1with a garage. Last beer fest I went to I" recycled "18 cases of beer. " I'm sick and I love it"
 
When you're making a vegetable barley soup for dinner and can't stop thinking its not the best use for the barley........
 
When using the database command "cascade delete" makes you think of hops... It just happened.
 
When your watching breaking bad and you see the super lab and say damn that would be a nice brew setup.. and when your making mac and cheese and you wait for the hot break before u do something else...
 
Primevci said:
When your watching breaking bad and you see the super lab and say damn that would be a nice brew setup
Lol. I told the wife that last season. Awesome equipment.!
 
When watching Breaking Bad, and see Hank almost shoot his wifes face off, you think "Wow, bottle bombs are way more dangerous when youre a homebrewing cop".
 
Primevci said:
When your watching breaking bad and you see the super lab and say damn that would be a nice brew setup.. and when your making mac and cheese and you wait for the hot break before u do something else...

Agreed. I also admired the coffee making contraption Gail made and found myself thinking about its effect on tannin extraction...
 
When you keep looking at the FV's,realize they're empty,then over to that nearly 3 case stack of maturing beers. Not to mention lookin at that sturdy plastic 1G jug that's screaming for calibrations for filling the BK.:rockin:
 
When you are in your living room, or anywhere else in your home, and you here a strange and sudden noise and the first thing you do is run to see if your carboys/bottles exploded.

Happened to me just the other day.
 
When absolutely NEED to know how much precious wort will be lost in your transfer lines out of fear of running your pump dry.
 
When the only items in your refrigerator are beers or beer-related items

Or when you have a decicated beer fridge right beside the house fridge, and it has more in it than the house fridge. And your on the lookout for a bigger fridge and a chest freezer to ferment in.
Bob
 
Or when you're using all of your beer equipment during down time to show how useful it is to have all this stuff around, and should in fact be buying more stuff.

-Cleaning baby bottles with PBW
-Sanitizing nipples (bottle nipples not mine, although why not)
-Pouring juice in your kid's cup from an auto siphon
-Using your fermenting bucket as a drum and/or toy box
 
Or when you're using all of your beer equipment during down time to show how useful it is to have all this stuff around, and should in fact be buying more stuff.

-Cleaning baby bottles with PBW
-Sanitizing nipples (bottle nipples not mine, although why not)
-Pouring juice in your kid's cup from an auto siphon
-Using your fermenting bucket as a drum and/or toy box

Hah. That's awesome.
 
When you're watching a cooking show with your wife, and they're making a beer batter with a "mild" beer and you start ranting about them using a light lager and not a sessionable English brown.
 
When you finish a batch and all you can think about is when you're gonna start your next one. Is two days too little time in between batches??
 
When you're watching a cooking video on youtube,& they used a SS stock pot & palm sugar in the boil part. And you start thinking hmmm....
 
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