I have a long tongue, I can touch my nose with it and roll it completely upside down. The ladies dig it.
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Huh. I never would have pictured Gene Simmons living in Tennessee.
I have a long tongue, I can touch my nose with it and roll it completely upside down. The ladies dig it.
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arturo7 said:Upright bass, whiz in the kitchen, post whore.
aerialmedical said:Musician here...also a guest service monster...I can turn your frown upside down.
Hey, so what's with the juggling trend here with homebrewers?
I can pick up a tennis ball with one foot.
I can pick up a tennis ball with one foot.
me too. the chicks don't dig it though. monkey toes are not cute on humans.
FromZwolle said:me too. the chicks don't dig it though. monkey toes are not cute on humans.
Monkey toes? I dang near have an opposable thumb toe.
My roomate thinks Megan Fox is not attractive at all because she has "Toe Thumbs" hahaha
I can use a fork with either hand...
Ah!!! That reminds me!!
I can use a knife and fork together at the same time as the inventor of knives and forks intended!
Other diners in restaurants watch me in amazement! Who is that weird feccker!? they ask. Why is he using his cutlery that way? Knife and fork at the very SAME time? What is he thinking!! Look at that! He is holding the steak with the fork, while he cuts it with the knife. Hellfire! He's not putting the knife down while he's eating the steak!! He's cutting as he eats instead of cutting it all up then forking it in like a baby!
You sophisticated bastid.
Yeeeees, I am!! LOL....Honestly though, it is kinda funny in a non funny way. It's like the spelling color with a u in the culinary sense, and honestly, people DO look at it in a strange way, I've seen them!
IrregularPulse said:I brew my own beer....oh crap. That doesn't make me special here does it?
1. I used to jump out of the avatar of the poster above me
C17-EHSE said:Not a fan of jumping out of perfectly good airplanes!
I can use a fork with either hand...
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