Unholiest of Blasphmies

[Mutilated1]

sup bros.. long time yeah...

so my gf and i been partying all week while the kids is away visiting they mother over spring break, seriously non-stop craziness... but last night we get into the hard booze early right ? Only have a vague idea about some of the last 48 hours - ha ha

so i get up this morning, sobering up, surveying the damage, etc...

open the fridgerator door thinkin about makin a bloody mary or something to take the edge off...

and there it sits hidden at the back

a single can of Keystone Light and someone opened it already

i have no idea of how long its been there, but its definitely flat

however, its the only beer in the house

wat do ?

 

[Mutilated1]

**** it, i chugged it already

 

[Homercidal]

LOL!!

Keep on keeping on.

 

[Mutilated1]

well it wasn't the worst beer i ever had by far, but seriously what can you do but chug it

pouring it out would be alcohol abuse, and I've never been accused of that

holy ****, i got the worst case of post party room spins today

i think i bought a car yesterday, and our place looks like Animal House - lol

 

[FromZwolle]

still have two testicles and that dangly bit in front of em? not doin too bad, then.