This will get me run more firmly into beginnerville, or possibly kicked off this website for life...but it's Friday and I am feeling the effects of the first delicious stout I have yet to pour....So here goes:
Forget the hydrometer. Mine is still in that nice little sleeve. I keep meaning to bust it out, but it has yet to happen, since way back when I had most of the same issues you guys are having...(and now the cursed eyesight issue is upon me).
It's like when they ask what fuel economy my truck gets, I straighfacedly lie! Or maybe estimate is a better word. I say, "22 MPG". I feel good about it, and people have an answer they seem to need. I'm not going to sell the truck to get one that is better on fuel anyway, so who cares?
I leave my wort in the primary for 3 - 4 weeks. If it ain't done fermenting by then, it never will be. Then to the keg. I tell the guys the alcohol content is about 4.5 percent. I have no idea what it is, but if I drink 3 or 4, I feel about like I would with 3 or 4 commercial light beer on board.....happy. Everyone nods and feels good about it.
This strategy is full of holes, I realize, and would only work for about 1% of you brewers, I am sure. But if I can enrich or simplify one person's life in these complex times we live in......
Happy Friday to you all.
TB