Thong ale...

[tireater]

My g/f wants to dry hop in the secondary with hops wrapped in a thong...
I was going to call it Ailing Thong Ale...
Is this safe...?...i'll be honest...She is a big girl...
and any underware she wares looks like a thong...

 

[eschatz]

...............

 

[shecky]

That is wrong on so many levels.

 

[llazy_llama]

...............

That makes two of us.

 

[eschatz]

Why does this remind me of the "beer pisser" thread?....



This thread will reach 50 replies by tomorrow.....

 

[tireater]

I didn't know she was a big girl...until after making love..I rolled over twice and was still on top of her...

 

[eschatz]

hotdog in the hallway.........

 

[shecky]

I didn't know she was a big girl...until after making love..I rolled over twice and was still on top of her...

........................

 

[tireater]

So I was down there yelling in love canyon...and I said...
'Gee you have a big P***y...gee you have a big p***y'...
She said 'You didn't have to say it twice'...
'I didn't'...I said...

 

[tireater]

She saw this thread...I'm probably not getting laid tonight....

Why do all women want a man with a sense of humor...?

Until they meet one....

 

[llazy_llama]

So I was down there yelling in love canyon...and I said...
'Gee you have a big P***y...gee you have a big p***y'...
She said 'You didn't have to say it twice'...
'I didn't'...I said...

I see you've learned the trick to... erm... "going down," there.


Fold the rolls up until you smell s***, roll it down twice, then go to town. Excuse me a moment, I think I just threw up in my mouth.

 

[tireater]

I always 'shower them up'...just in case...

 

[Baja_Brewer]

Wow....

just wow

 

[tireater]

Are you guys trying to tell me all your girls don't shave your balls and taint...???

 

[llazy_llama]

I evolved past the primitive need for genitalia (read: got married) 6 years ago.

 

[tireater]

I was married for 20 years...I know what you mean...
To this day...just thinking about my ex can counteract even Cialis...

 

[Revvy]

This so reminds me of the very first thread I stumbled upon on this humble site...

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/paris-hilton-brew-50503/

I wonder how many people will decide to stick around PURELY on the basis of this stoopid thread?

No offense....

 

[llazy_llama]

Not this guy, that's for sure. I've got her video on archive, but I'm just not a fan of the whole skin and bones look. If I wanted a coke whore, I'd go get a coke whore.

 

[Dr_Deathweed]

Not this guy, that's for sure. I've got her video on archive, but I'm just not a fan of the whole skin and bones look. If I wanted a coke whore, I'd go get a coke whore.

coke whores are a little too ritzy, you gotta go with the down-right crack whore if you want to get bang for your buck....






Or a goat... you can't go wrong with a goat....

 

[s3n8]

coke whores are a little too ritzy, you gotta go with the down-right crack whore if you want to get bang for your buck....






Or a goat... you can't go wrong with a goat....

So are Texans the Scots of the US?

/Irish

runs for cover

 

[conpewter]

Hey if it is a new pair and you wash it first... why not

 

[android]

this thread reminded me of the old moped/big girl joke. it's only fun til your friends see you riding one.

 

[Dr_Deathweed]

So are Texans the Scots of the US?

/Irish

runs for cover

The scots like sheep! Get it straight!!!!

And we all know only two things come from Texas....











Unpopular presidents and illegal immagrants...

 

[arturo7]

So we can surmise that you're making a double IPA?

 

[tireater]

To be honest...one of my balls is almost no ball at all...the other has won several prizes...

 

[gratus fermentatio]

My g/f wants to dry hop in the secondary with hops wrapped in a thong...
I was going to call it Ailing Thong Ale...
Is this safe...?...i'll be honest...She is a big girl...
and any underware she wares looks like a thong...

Let her wear those panties a few hrs before you add the hops

 

[hayabusa]

Let her wear those panties a few hrs before you add the hops

... this is where a tasteless joke about yeast fits in.

 

[david_42]

I would seriously consider sterilizing the thong, not just sanitizing it. Give it a good boil and if it shrinks, look for a new GF that fits.

 

[tireater]

I got her some edible underware...It took 3 days to eat them...

 

[eschatz]

I wonder if edible underwear is fermentable.......

 

[Revvy]

I wonder if edible underwear is fermentable.......

It's mostly sugar isn't it?

And if it was pre-worn.....it would come with it's own yeast blend.

 

[tireater]

But how do you repeat the receipe...she may shower eventually...

 

[GearBeer]

You'll just have to record the number of days between her last shower and the brew. You could have her keep a daily journal to increase repeatability.

I'd say she's going to have to let it go for a good week and a half to make a good starter.

 

[silvervan83]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[rawkstar]

 

[Cheeto]

My g/f wants to dry hop in the secondary with hops wrapped in a thong...
I was going to call it Ailing Thong Ale...
Is this safe...?...i'll be honest...She is a big girl...
and any underware she wares looks like a thong...

are we talking this ?

because you could fit 8-10 oz of hops in these


or more of this

where is looks like this pair could hold a few pounds of hops

 

[Cheeto]

I feel ill for just posting those pictures !

 

[tireater]

She sweats enough eating one cake...to make 5 gallons of wart...

 

[VatorMan]

wart. I don't think that was a typo either.

 

[StoutFan]

ouch.......