The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[smurfjuice]

Just sayin'

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I was too lazy to drive over to Jack’s Abbey, so instead I had a flight and saw the Sox getting ki, um working to get ahead at lost shoe. Nice space, decent brews nothing strange on tap.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I was too lazy to drive over to Jack’s Abbey, so instead I had a flight and saw the Sox getting ki, um working to get ahead at lost shoe. Nice space, decent brews nothing strange on tap.

Oooh Trillium Field Trip tomorrow H2B!!! I think there's still Tix avail.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Oooh Trillium Field Trip tomorrow H2B!!! I think there's still Tix avail.

As awesome as that would be I have to be at a conference and get ready to teach some shiz on Sunday. I didn’t see anything from them at the package store.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yea. You won't find them at any packy. Their event tomorrow has a lot of good guest breweries

https://www.trilliumbrewing.com/field-trip-info

I was going to go but a release at Henry & Fran's was postponed to tomorrow due to glycol chiller problems

As awesome as that would be I have to be at a conference and get ready to teach some shiz on Sunday. I didn’t see anything from them at the package store.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Dayum only a 40 minute ride from where I am.

 

[paulthenurse]

So here’s the thing. Spawn 1 is having a NextGen-spawn due around the end of October. I’d post a pic of the US that is truly incredible but I can’t because of some f’ing update that doesn’t let us link pics from our phones any more. Just as well, no one wants to see intra uterine pics of my generational progeny. (But it truly is a f’ing phenomenal pic. When we had an US of Spawn 1 done it looked like we were growing banana creme pudding).

So I’m a bit up in the air. I don’t want to skip a year of Masstoberfest but family stuff is WAY more important. Let’s face it, I don’t like most of you aresholes. Not you, Smurf, I love your little blue arse.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Just leave the keys under the front door mat.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Oh a lil baby Scorpio will be fun times... you know the first spawn often get pushed out late, but yeah family comes first, the chopped livah latah

 

[day_trippr]

"MasstemberFest"?

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

"MasstemberFest"?

That was last year, was it not?

 

[day_trippr]

Technically true.
While Paulie stuck with the "Masstoberfest" theme iirc 2018's celebration was held the last week or so of September...

 

[Melana]

Its ok Paulie... I've pretty much given up on being anywhere that doesn't have a sheet of ice.
What about Novemberfest?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Perfect timing. Sharks should be gone by then.

 

[Dland]

But the land sharks remain.....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Paul... are you using the HBT app or just logging into HBT through a browser on your phone.

 

[paulthenurse]

I use the spp

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hit the little plus symbol in the bottom left... that’ll bring up the “full reply screen”

 

[Cape Brewing]

Then just hit the paper clip and attach the photo

 

[paulthenurse]

There ain’t no paper clip to attach to.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Right there.....

 

[bob1852]

Cape must feel like a 7 year old helping his grandpa with one of those new fangled smart phones...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Awe, Cape really wants to see the baby pic.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, it’s just uncomfortable watching someone fumble around.

“Damn kids with their new fangled technology... with their long hair and rock and roll music!”

 

[balrog]

Well whaddayaknow, you guyz iz right. I just learnt me sumpin new.

 

[day_trippr]

Could you show Paul?

 

[balrog]

I live so far away from that end of the universe, as to be essentially on the dark side of the moon.

You know, West of 495. By a bit.

 

[paulthenurse]

There is no paper clip.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh well.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Are you on a flip phone?

 

[bob1852]

There is no paper clip.

Psssssssssstttt....

It's not a real paper clip that you're looking for...

 

[paulthenurse]

Are you on a flip phone?

I’m on your Mom. Damn, she’s a loud one.

 

[paulthenurse]

Psssssssttt. I know. But don’t tell Hoppys mom. I just told her to go find me a paper clip. And make me a sammich.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Perhaps deleting and reinstalling the app will fix missing paperclip issue. PIA but it should work.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Look what I just found... I can bring beer and diapers.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Psssssssttt. I know. But don’t tell Hoppys mom. I just told her to go find me a paper clip. And make me a sammich.

oh wow, hilarious...

 

[paulthenurse]

Brewed three batches today for Spawn’s party. Brewed a Blue Moon clone (1.041), the Double D (Damned Drinkable) IPA (1.058) and the Talkywacker American light standard (1.035). Kitchen fiery as my ex-wife’s tongue. I need a cold beer.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

 

[day_trippr]

lol! Here we go again

 

[bob1852]

Brewed three batches today for Spawn’s party. Brewed a Blue Moon clone (1.041), the Double D (Damned Drinkable) IPA (1.058) and the Talkywacker American light standard (1.035). Kitchen fiery as my ex-wife’s tongue. I need a cold beer.

Did you do a 8 hour sparge for old times sake?