The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

I hope that big asteroid takes us out now

https://whdh.com/news/state-houses-general-hooker-entrance-causing-controversy/

 

[paulthenurse]

Jezuz. If Weathervane Henry finds out about this he’ll be leading the charge to change that too.

 

[day_trippr]

That woman is nutty, and her premise is hilarious. But she'll get her face time on the news anyway...

 

[paulthenurse]

Dunno. She refused to go on Dennis and Callahan yesterday. Probably a smart move.

 

[paulthenurse]

Aaaaaand this mornings total in the “Bring Yooper to Masstoberfest” GoFundMe page ‘A Girl’s Gotta Drink’ is $5. Not exactly matching the Elon Musk Tesla rocketing into space.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your level of desperation to get people to come to your cookout is off the charts.

 

[paulthenurse]

I’m only shilling for Yoop

 

[Cape Brewing]

Of course you are

 

[paulthenurse]

Did you donate?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Did I pay money so at least someone would show up to your cookout?

Are you seriously asking that?

 

[paulthenurse]

I guess I’m the only one who loves you, Yoop.

And I only love you $5.00 worth.

 

[day_trippr]

I'd kick in $5 if Bob had to come

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'll kick in $20 if you rent a Bouncy House for you and Cape to enter into a 10 minute cage match.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You’re assuming Paul could actually climb into the thing. #instantdeflate

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Tight squeeze

 

[smurfjuice]

I'll kick in $20 if you rent a Bouncy House for you and Cape to enter into a 10 minute cage match.

Great, another place for him to bury dead hookers under.

 

[paulthenurse]

If I landed on Cape the girls could have company.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If you landed on me there would be nothing to bury as every molecule of my body would be instantaneously vaporized into dust particles.

 

[smurfjuice]

 

[paulthenurse]

You know, you’ve been making a lot of noise lately about my girth. I’m wondering if you can even fit in one of your old Brooks Brothers suits from your days in high finance? You’ve been packing it on like a grizzly bear in late October lately.

 

[the_bird]

I mean, I don't really care if you guys are jumping each other's bones or whatever, but can you slide this into your DMs so we don't have to read about it?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No

 

[Cape Brewing]

You know, you’ve been making a lot of noise lately about my girth. I’m wondering if you can even fit in one of your old Brooks Brothers suits from your days in high finance? You’ve been packing it on like a grizzly bear in late October lately.

Down 17 lbs since Jan which is less than I weighed when I was wearing suits. So any time you wanna hop on a scale big man, just say the word

 

[paulthenurse]

LOL.

17 pounds! Next you’re going to have John Henry telling us you’re at 6% body fat.

17 pounds. That’s some funny **** right there.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I've gained 13 lbs this year so far...it makes it so that when I do decide to lose weight, the number will be that much bigger. It's strategy.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

 

[paulthenurse]

I've gained 13 lbs this year so far...it makes it so that when I do decide to lose weight, the number will be that much bigger. It's strategy.

I’ve used that same strategy myself.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Digging out the white stuff. Hope you all caught a break this time.

 

[HoppyDaze]

you guys are having more snow days than Whitney Houston

 

[smurfjuice]

View attachment 563156 View attachment 563157 Digging out the white stuff. Hope you all caught a break this time.

We did, thanx for running the interference ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL.

17 pounds! Next you’re going to have John Henry telling us you’re at 6% body fat.

17 pounds. That’s some funny **** right there.

I get that is a completely insignificant number for someone like you but for someone my size, that’s a material amount

 

[bluemoose]

View attachment 563156 View attachment 563157 Digging out the white stuff. Hope you all caught a break this time.

Ahh, that’s cute. Oohhh look at us we got a couple inches of snow. Oh the humanity!

 

[smurfjuice]

Hope this is the last. do ya know how much i hate plowing snow now ...

 

[paulthenurse]

You’re killing me Smalls.

17 pounds. That’s f’ing priceless.

Seriously. Tell the truth. You weigh yourself before and after you drop a deuce, don’t you?

Hey it’s all good.... We’re all chubby guys with a closet full of tonnage appropriate wardrobe. But your claim of a 17 pound melt off is just f’ing adorable!

Keep powering through those celery sticks with your chicken wings. They’re magic.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Ahh, that’s cute. Oohhh look at us we got a couple inches of snow. Oh the humanity!

Hey, BM if I loved the snow, I'd move to Maine or Buffalo, or some place with more dairy cows than people like Vermont.

 

[paulthenurse]

Well,since nobody appreciates a good laugh at my expense more than I do, I might as well beat him to the punch and say right off the bat I am guilty as charged.
In my defense I was accurate. It was thin. So thin it wasn’t there.

 

[smurfjuice]

Really big of ya Sire.
( hee hee hee hee , he said big )

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jackazz

 

[bob1852]

At least PTN knows how to let things go and not dwell on them endlessly...

 

[day_trippr]

I wonder if the idea even makes sense - beyond a marketing hook...

https://www.bizjournals.com/boston/...wer-wanted-to-put-a-marijuana-derivative.html