The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

You guys suck.

 

[smurfjuice]

So what are you saying Sire ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Just that you guys suck.

Except you Smurf. You're cool.

 

[paulthenurse]

HNY guys and gals

And Smurf. I'm kind of wondering about the whole stumpy cyanotic bearded cartoonish person but WTH?? Its all good, you blue midget.

HNY to you Smurf, be you male, female animal, vegetable, or mineral.

 

[Bulls Beers]

HNY guys and gals

And Smurf. I'm kind of wondering about the about the whole stumpy cyanotic bearded cartoonish person.

And HNY to you Smurf, be you male, female animal, vegetable, or mineral.

What the HELL are you talking about!!!!!

 

[day_trippr]

lol - does it matter?

I'll add another Happy New Year to the thread.
Hopefully we'll all be around to see 2018...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

What the HELL are you talking about!!!!!

I dunno. It's the $10 fake Champagne talking

 

[rusty_tlc]

Whoa! 13607 post, is that a record or something?

 

[bob1852]

Whoa! 13607 post, is that a record or something?

Uh, no...

 

[Bulls Beers]

I dunno. It's the $10 fake Champagne talking

Whatever you were saying, Happy New Year!! AND Happy New Year to all my HBT friends.. I love you all!!

 

[rusty_tlc]

Uh, no...

Still impressive.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Happy New Year!

 

[Melana]

Happy New Year.

 

[smurfjuice]

A smurfy new year to all ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uh, no...

(Eyeroll)

Losah

 

[paulthenurse]

Apache Trout caviar sucks. Go figure.

 

[smurfjuice]

Were not fertilized nuff' ... just saying' ... :beard:

 

[paulthenurse]

Really glad to be walking out the work door tonight.

 

[bluemoose]

I bet everyone else there was glad too!

 

[paulthenurse]

Unkind.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Lots of Boston schools representing the american junior hockey team winning the gold. What a game. 3.5 hrs of hockey and crying canadians in the streets of Montreal.

 

[day_trippr]

Very cool indeed.
Troy Terry is a fellow DU Pioneer ('74 here) which adds a little extra
Too bad he's Duck property...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

'74!?!? Jesus. You're almost half Paul's age.

Careful... its snowed last night. Don't break a hip.

 

[day_trippr]

'74!?!? Jesus. You're almost half Paul's age.

Careful... its snowed last night. Don't break a hip.

I'm wicked old but still skied the top of a very boney Cannon all last week...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm wicked old but still skied the top of a very boney Cannon all last week...

Cheers!

Yeah... not as much coverage up there as I would like. I went out and skied Vail and Breck just before xmas and we lucked out as they were about 95% open and then I've been up to Gunstock for a couple days. It was only about 50% open but what was open was in beautiful shape.

Gunstock is our "home mountain" only because my family has a cabin in Center Harbor so it's a really quick drive to Guilford. Plus my boys are 9 and 11, are just starting to get on the blacks so, while its a tiny mt, it's enough for them. (And the pub there has a decent tap list)

 

[paulthenurse]

No one cares.

 

[paulthenurse]

Speaking of 70's HS grads I found this recently...

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That is one handsome Charlie Gopher.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah, no one cares about skiing but everyone's riveted by the 1950's pedo pic?


"Hey kids... i have some candy right here in my van"

 

[the_bird]

"Hey Billy, do you want to play 'seamen'?"

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Gather 'round kids! It's time to play 'find the torpedo!' "

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

"Hey kids... i have some candy right here in my van"

That candy doesn't have a chance.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hahahaha

 

[bob1852]

No one cares.

Especially when he calls it the "Breck" like a 20-something hipster pot head.

 

[paulthenurse]

You're all jealous 'cause the Coasties got all the hot chicks.

 

[paulthenurse]

What's even funnier is that he's tossing out "Breck" and Vail then claims that "Gunstock is my home mountain." What's Gunstock have for vertical drop? 800 feet?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No... that's your girth


And yeah, sorry my home mountain isn't freakin 2,200 miles away. Ya jackwad

 

[paulthenurse]

You wear a f'ing cowboy hat and sing John Denver songs when you're being cool at Breck, don't you?

 

[paulthenurse]

"I was born in the summer of my 37th year...."

 

[Cape Brewing]

You wear a f'ing cowboy hat and sing John Denver songs when you're being cool at Breck, don't you?

No.

Who's John Denver?

 

[paulthenurse]

He was a poser who wore cowboy hats and sang songs at 'Breck.'