The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

I wasn't pimping her, I was trying to unload her. It is a subtle but important difference. You wait... You'll see.

 

[smurfjuice]

Your Grace, when spawn gets the hang of this beer brewing, the lads will be
beating a path to her door. ...

 

[paulthenurse]

So long as they're gainfully employed, don't live in their mothers basement and have no felony convictions we're good. I don't ask for much.

 

[paulthenurse]

A positive tooth to tattoo ratio is gravy.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Massholes...

Tom Brady is great. You heard it here first.

And how come the Sox can't get guys like Francona and Crisp and Lackey and Lester and Epstein? That team needs a hostile takeover at the ownership level.

 

[Melana]

Happy Halloween Massholes!

 

[paulthenurse]

Alice has little bags of Animal Crackers for tonight. I like Animal Crackers as much as anyone but really? Animal Crackers? For Halloween?

 

[Melana]

Is your house a perennial target for eggs or toilet paper?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Are they homemade wood fired animal crackers?

 

[smurfjuice]

Taste like pizza ?? ...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Nah. Kinda like aged drywall

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Happy Halloween... I'd liked to give them sand and pebbles but I don't want to have to hose the house down, nerds and gummy candies are what they're getting. And I'm going to bring out das boot and maybe finish off the keg of Oktoberfest. TREAT !

 

[yeager1977]

It is with a truly heavy heart that I announce, after over a year battling cancer, today a little after 6am, Paul The Original, passed away. Many of you knew him from the boards here, and many of you knew him personally from the Witches Brew where he always hung out and often worked always ready with a joke or making fun of me. Paul was an avid brewer and great friend. He leaves behind his wife Mary, sons Stephen and Matthew, their wives, and 5 grandchildren. He will be a sorely missed personality at The Witches Brew, here and at local brew parties.

So please raise a glass to a great guy and a great friend.

As soon as I have details about the arraignments I will post them here. Please keep his family in your prayers.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Nurse just called me with the news. Sad day. I didn't know Paul that well but enough to know he was a really good guy.

Really sorry Chris, I'm sure you were friends and that's awful news.

 

[smurfjuice]

Suk ... . sad news indeed. won't be the same tag teaming Gilligan.
God speed PTO, prayers sent to family.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Sorry to hear that Chris. Rest in peace Paul The Original.

 

[paulthenurse]

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[paulthenurse]

I'm the handsome one in the middle, PTO to my left and Chris "Big Stick" Yeager on my right.

 

[yeager1977]

The wake will be Friday 5-8 at http://sperrymchoul.com And the funeral is Saturday at 10am at St. Mary's in Foxborro. All attendees are asked to meet at the church. He picked a church as close to the Witches Brew as he could get......

 

[paulthenurse]

Please please please tell me the reception is at the Marinier.

 

[yeager1977]

The mariner doesn't exist anymore

 

[Cape Brewing]

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Who are the two guys in the middle?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Don't really care for baseball, but this game is pretty good tonight. game 7 should be epic

 

[paulthenurse]

Who are the two guys in the middle?

Me and your mutha.

 

[yeager1977]

Well that didn't take long

 

[paulthenurse]

He started it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Go Cubbies!

 

[paulthenurse]

You should start a thread for Cubs fans to act like total jackwads and lord their teams superiority over fans of other teams. You could do that.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You should start a thread showing everyone how to take four years to mostly finish some sort of sweet DIY project.

You could do that

 

[paulthenurse]

You could start a thread about some dude who makes Ass Beer but has a friend who is a really great brewer and how they set out with another guy, like Dorothy, the Tin Man and Toto, to topple Budweiser

You could do that

 

[the_bird]

Late here; sorry to hear about PTO. Only got a chance to hang out with him a couple times, usually over a campfire while he and Smurfy steinbrewed. Real nice guy.

 

[day_trippr]

Seriously tempted to take a ride over to JP...

http://www.samueladams.com/blog/201...g-papi-with-big-hapi-a-specialty-beer-release

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Mango? I'll pass. Thanks.

Bet ya Yeager will be in line.

 

[day_trippr]

What are you? A Communist?

Mangos rock! :rockin:

 

[paulthenurse]

Communism is starting to sound pretty good compared to our existing choices. I'm going with these Comrades.

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[Cape Brewing]

What are you? A Communist?



Mangos rock! :rockin:



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Yeah... read the bottle of where that beer is brewed.

I felt so cheated last time I was on St John

 

[day_trippr]

fyi, it's brewed on Nassau, not Maine...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's new then... several years ago when I was there it was brewed by Redhook.

 

[paulthenurse]

Not a Firesine Theatre reference to be had?

 

[yeager1977]

Obituary with details for Paul's services
http://sperrymchoul.com/new-list/219-paul-conley-11-01-2016.html