The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[day_trippr]

Who's daytripper and what does he do?

Me.
And whatever I want...

Cheers!

 

[nhwrecker]

Well,
just got caught up on this thread. There's 15 minutes of my life that I'll never get back again.

Meanwhile, I'm sitting on a boat in the middle of Puget Sound off Seattle. It's cold, rainy and miserable (I know, who would have thunk it'd be raining out here?) , and just about everyone on the boat's a pink hat wearing Seapukes fan. So much fun sheeting on their miserable season and skirt wearing-sideline skipping whiny coach, and utterly lame secondary. Hearing about the Patriots run by Beli-cheat is so sweet right now, particularly when comparing seasons.

Well, it's time to go, but please, everyone, PLEASE, GFY!

 

[paulthenurse]

Jeezuz Mort, that's f'ing fascinating. Please. Tell us more.

 

[bluemoose]

Between Mort's adventures and trippers health, I wanna slit my wrists.

 

[paulthenurse]

I wonder how I can Section 12 your ass over the Internet?

 

[paulthenurse]

The combination of fallen leaves and torrential downpours have made this commute suitable for a canoe.

 

[Melana]

The combination of fallen leaves and torrential downpours have made this commute suitable for a canoe.

I'm with you! Don't forget the wind.

 

[bluemoose]

Had an 18" diameter tree in the road this morning. Got it all cut up before the bus came through. Wind was crazy last night.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Dakota. Wakefield is gonna kick Melrose's ass on Thanksgiving. You heard it here first. And Petite Dakota' class of 2030 is gonna get their ass's kicked too.

 

[Yooper]

Well,
just got caught up on this thread. There's 15 minutes of my life that I'll never get back again.

Meanwhile, I'm sitting on a boat in the middle of Puget Sound off Seattle. It's cold, rainy and miserable (I know, who would have thunk it'd be raining out here?) , and just about everyone on the boat's a pink hat wearing Seapukes fan. So much fun sheeting on their miserable season and skirt wearing-sideline skipping whiny coach, and utterly lame secondary. Hearing about the Patriots run by Beli-cheat is so sweet right now, particularly when comparing seasons.

Well, it's time to go, but please, everyone, PLEASE, GFY!

Miss you Mort! I bet you could use a blue toque right about now.

 

[paulthenurse]

Did she just proposition him? I'm fairly certain she just propositioned him

 

[Melana]

Did she just proposition him? I'm fairly certain she just propositioned him

She does have his hat...

 

[nhwrecker]

Someone's jealous........


What happens at Masstoberfest, stays at Masstoberfest.


Particularly if it's buried under the shed.............

 

[nhwrecker]

And here's another shocking news flash from the Pacific Northwest. These dweebs up here were rooting for the Miami choke-fins last night - well, at least until Tannehill casually observed the ball hiking past his head into the end zone....then, we're all like :smack: OMG, does everyone BUT the Patriots suck this year??????

Oh, and of course, the Green Gay Hackers (Hi Yoop - enter ass-kissing smiley face here).......

 

[day_trippr]

[...]then, we're all like :smack: OMG, does everyone BUT the Patriots suck this year??????

They're a little slow in the PNW, but the answer is clearly "Yes".

Oh, and of course, the Green Gay Hackers (Hi Yoop - enter ass-kissing smiley face here).......

Aaron Rodgers is a Packer.

Irony.
It's everywhere...

Cheers!

 

[DakotaRules]

Hey Dakota. Wakefield is gonna kick Melrose's ass on Thanksgiving. You heard it here first. And Petite Dakota' class of 2030 is gonna get their ass's kicked too.

At least you'll be dead by then. Or we'll have to crane you out of your bedroom window and flat bed you here to watch the game.

 

[paulthenurse]

You funny.

Fuq off

 

[paulthenurse]

Pumpkin beer is an abomination and any guy who drinks it needs to turn in his Man Card.

There. Now we've settled that.

 

[Yooper]

Pumpkin beer is an abomination and any guy who drinks it needs to turn in his Man Card.

There. Now we've settled that.

So, how did you like the pumpkin ale you tried?

 

[paulthenurse]

See reply #11737 above.

 

[paulthenurse]

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Best

Strip Mall

Evah!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why are you in Orlando? Going and seeing the mouse??

 

[day_trippr]

Don't forget to stop in the Hookah Lounge!

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Why are you in Orlando?

Scouting locations for the upcoming Bog explosion.

When are you thinking about having the IPO? I know you told me but we were both drunk.

Actually, I was just buzzed but you were blotto.

 

[Melana]

Did you stop in for the massage?

 

[paulthenurse]

Wouldn't you like to know.

 

[Melana]

Not really. Was it a 'happy ending' type place?

 

[paulthenurse]

Dunno. I'm not in Orlando. Actually, at the moment I'm sitting in an auditorium renewing my ACLS. For about the umpteenth time. Bored to death.

It was a friend who took the picture. FWIW, I highly doubt he got the happy ending.

 

[Melana]

Are they showing you how to revive yourself in the event of a heart attack?

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm pretty sure you have to actually have a heart before you can have a heart attack. I know I read that in one of my fancy pants NP books. I'm safe.

 

[Yooper]

I'm pretty sure you have to actually have a heart before you can have a heart attack. I know I read that in one of my fancy pants NP books. I'm safe.

You read a book?????

Well now I've heard everything.

 

[paulthenurse]

That was unkind. I read. I read a ton. Some of the books don't even have pictures. I is wicked smaht.

 

[Melana]

Do they use small words so that you can keep up?

 

[paulthenurse]

Who said I'm keeping up?

 

[Melana]

Have you tried Viagra? Oh wait... that might lead back to that heart attack.

 

[paulthenurse]

Viagra doesn't cause a heart attack, it can just cause a precipitous drop in blood pressure if someone takes nitroglycerin for angina after taking it.

And not for nuttin' but if I ever did take Viagra and I got a chub lasting more than 4 hours, I would certainly call my doctor. Right after I called the Boston Globe.

 

[Melana]

A heart Stack? is that new?

 

[paulthenurse]

Typo fixed.

*****

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[Melana]

Typo fixed.

*****

@Yooper - Paulie is calling me names. I'm going to report him.

 

[Cape Brewing]

This isn't Twitter.