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that sign's right up there with
1. George Washington slept here
2. Don't even think about parking here
3. Rule #1. The captain's always right. Rule #2. When he's not, see Rule #1.
4. Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
 
Haaaaaaaaapppy birthday tooooooo Paulie...

Haaaaaaaaapppy birthday toooo Paulie...

Haaaaaaaapppppy birthday deeear Rotund One..

Haaaaaaappy birrrrrrrrthday tooooo yooooouuuuuuuu


There Paul... I saved you the embarrassment of dropping the awkward hint in this thread too.
 
You were a little off key. Figures.

It's Jerod's birthday from SSBC too. You gonna sing for him? Us and Joe Castigliano.

Waitress just told me that for "Draft Imports" they have Sam, Sam Winter, Goose Island and Stella.
I think I'll try some of that Sam imported from JP
 
Happy Birthday you miserable f*ckard.

What do you think they'd find under the shed when that gets hauled away? He probably has a trap door in the bottom of the shed under the wood stove like the Great Escape, and he's been taking small pieces of "evidence" out to sea each time he takes out the LSU to get rid of the evidence.

Must be hard digging in the winter.

Either that, or that's what he's been priming the pizza oven with.

Oh, smell that, PTN"s making another stinky pizza.
 
nhwrecker said:
What do you think they'd find under the shed when that gets hauled away? He probably has a trap door in the bottom of the shed under the wood stove like the Great Escape, and he's been taking small pieces of "evidence" out to sea each time he takes out the LSU to get rid of the evidence.
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Dead hookers as lobster bait? I mean, when they're alive they're a great way to catch crabs.
 
In ~ three weeks I'm heading to a Bahamas Out Island.
I just need to survive 'til then :drunk:

Tempting fate, I finished shoveling off the roof today before the forecasted rain arrives.
It was still waist-deep on the north side.
3000 square feet of 1 in 4.
And I'm moderately acrophobic.
Not a great combo.

But, it's done.

Images of falling off the peak would likely keep me from sleep tonight.
But I'll double-dose with the imperial stout and that'll knock my arse into a solid coma.

I'm so beat I'm really looking forward to that...

Cheers! :mug:
 
SSRIs? You mean the stuff that makes you start thinking about offing yourself?

"Drugs are bad, mmmkay? Don't do drugs. Drink beer instead!" :rockin:

Snow changed to sleet here, but it looks like the rain is going to miss us.
Yay?

Cheers! (first stout down the hatch. feeling much better, thank you...)
 
no joke, no trying to make fun, just larger than a normal startup...

medusa.jpg
 
i have been to yours, a few smaller places in maine, night shift, and this system just looks larger, thats all. hope their beer dosent suck, cause thats alot of money into a nice computerized system for crap beer
 
SSBrew 300

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