The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

I have no idea what that means

 

[Melana]

You all need a swift punch in the dick

Try again.

 

[yeager1977]

I have no idea what that means

Wow you must have been really drunk not to remember.

 

[Melana]

Wow you must have been really drunk not to remember.

Tell the truth... Was getting that close to Cape the highlight of your year?

 

[the_bird]

...Cape you see, he threw a snit
For his sense of humor was too small to fit..

 

[yeager1977]

No. He deserved it. He was going around hitting everyone there in the balls. I just happened to get him good.

 

[Melana]

...Cape you see, he threw a snit
For his sense of humor was too small to fit..

Just his sense of humor?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow you must have been really drunk not to remember.

I remember you trying to punch a bunch of guys in the dick... using the back of your throat..... and then your crying in shame after being rejected a dozen times.

 

[the_bird]

Like the one I gave you at U4?

Just because your fist was involved, doesn't make it a punch.

 

[Melana]

No. He deserved it. He was going around hitting everyone there in the balls. I just happened to get him good.

Rumor mill has it Cape is into that sort of banter...

 

[yeager1977]

I remember you trying to punch a bunch of guys in the dick... using the back of your throat..... and then your crying in shame after being rejected a dozen times.

If that's what you remember you just proved my point. You were way to drunk and hallucinating

 

[yeager1977]

Just because your fist was involved, doesn't make it a punch.

Nice. I have no response. That was classic.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Rumor mill has it Cape is into that sort of banter...

.... I think Yeager is mixing fantasies and reality again

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just because your fist was involved, doesn't make it a punch.

Hey don't knock it. He has those girly soft effeminate hands.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yeager said one day to Cape,
If I say no that makes it rape
So if you try to punch my cock
I'll call the police, you'll be in the dock
You'll have to take the witness stand
And tell the judge why you cock punched a man

And Cape looked back at the little boy
And said "You're married to a blow up toy"
No one believes a word you say
And it's not just because you're gay
So tell your story, knucklehead
And I will punch you in the head
Not the one atop your shoulders
The tiny one with tiny boulders

 

[yeager1977]

Can we please go back to making fun of rookie? He atleast deserves the abuse

 

[paulthenurse]

We're mean to Chris
We make him cry

See all the tears
From his eyes

He wants up to go back to Rookie
A d smack him with the dope slap nookie

Since on the 'net you can't throw rocks
Lets put them both In a penalty box

 

[Melana]

.... I think Yeager is mixing fantasies and reality again

I hear that's all he is getting these days so maybe we should cut him some slack.

 

[paulthenurse]

Heading over to TWB. Anyone else?

 

[Melana]

Heading over to TWB. Anyone else?

Was there last night with Yeager and Will.

 

[paulthenurse]

Steve could have put a rope around you three and charged admission

 

[Melana]

Steve could have put a rope around you three and charged admission

I gave Steve enough of my money believe me!

 

[bigjohnmilford]

This thread is f'd I'll tell you why
Way too much talk of guy on guy
Let's get back to talk of beer
Merry Christmas and Happy new year

 

[paulthenurse]

Big John


The man

The poet

The legend!

 

[Melana]

Big John

The man

The poet

The legend!

You're going to inflate his ego!

 

[Melana]

Paul... What are you picking up tonight?

 

[paulthenurse]

A good buzz. Steve has the Double D IPA on tap. That is one "Damned Drinkable" beer.

 

[Melana]

A good buzz. Steve has the Double D IPA on tap. That is one "Damned Drinkable" beer.

It is good!

 

[yeager1977]

Better than Bog Inns melomel?

 

[paulthenurse]

Would somebody please punch him in the kahk? Seriously. I've got $100 bucks for the second guy who walks up to Chris, winds up and throws a haymaker to his teeny tiny kahk.

If he throws up I'll make it $200. If he needs ambulance transport to a trauma center and surgical intervention I'm good for half a yard.

Double or nuttin' for Rookie. That's right!!! You kick Rookie in the nads and it requires a urological intervention and I pay you one grand. Cash.

(I'm 99 44/100 % sure that the guys at the Bog will reimburse me. If they don't ill just consider it my Xmas present to the Massholes.)

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

what if I wind up and punch yeager in the nuts and he passes out?

 

[Whut]

Still not wasting anytime in this thread other than these 4 seconds.

 

[DakotaRules]

This thread is funny tonight!

 

[Melana]

A Yeager/Comcast fight? Wouldn't that be more like a slap fest? I hope no nails get chipped or make-up smudged.

 

[paulthenurse]

Still not wasting anytime in this thread other than these 4 seconds.

No. Please!!!! Don't go!!!!!!!!

Whatever will we do without you here????????

 

[Melana]

Thank goodness we have Paul!

 

[Bulls Beers]

People always call him a lot of bad names, but he's our bad names...

 

[Melana]

He is like the pied piper of the massholes.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Yes he is..

 

[Bulls Beers]

I'm using my new spike kettle for the first time. It's great, but I should of bought the 15 gallon instead of the 10. I don't know what the hell I was thinking..I'll be ordering the 15 tomorrow. I guess it's good to have a few nice kettles.