The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

The ONLY thing that even comes close to your 'Best team because they have the best uniform ' lunacy is Yeager buying a fishing rod labeled "The Beef Stick. "

And Yeager's faux pas is a VERY distant second place.

No. Yeager will always be first

 

[Oginme]

Maybe the problem is that he is sober...

Gotta work on that sobriety problem! It leads to all kinds of bad behavior.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

I respect your verbal jousting (in)abilities. Should be a good season for both organizations.

You're correct both teams should have a good season. Doesn't hurt that your Amstel light crew only has to play the Wings 2 times this year.

 

[revelation]

You're correct both teams should have a good season. Doesn't hurt that your Amstel light crew only has to play the Wings 2 times this year.

But how are Wings' uniforms because I hear the Blackhawks have the best and a well dressed team always wins.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

But how are Wings' uniforms because I hear the Blackhawks have the best and a well dressed team always wins.

True true
But if the B's play many teams with a goaltending performance like we saw tonight we're in for a long season. Giguere played out of his mind.

 

[yeager1977]

No. Yeager will always be first

Bite me.

 

[Melana]

Bite me.

Not a chance

 

[paulthenurse]

What if he wore a Black Hawks uniform, I hear it greatly increases your chance of scoring?

 

[Melana]

No way

 

[paulthenurse]

Hawk Boofer is gonna be crushed.

 

[paulthenurse]

There are worse lunches than the bar at Legal. Yes, I know all the reasons to not go, starting with the lady from Arkansas sitting next to me who just sprayed me with lobster guts. In spite of that, a damned good lunch.

 

[Melana]

What did you have?

 

[revelation]

Thanks to his neighbor, free lobster.

 

[paulthenurse]

Free lobster shower anyways.


Rockin out to some Three Dog on the subway ride home.

"We'll I've never been to heaven
But I've been to Oklahoma
Oh they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember."

 

[Melana]

Free lobster shower anyways.

Rockin out to some Three Dog on the subway ride home.

"We'll I've never been to heaven
But I've been to Oklahoma
Oh they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember."

Is that a like a golden shower?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Welcome to the MLB Magic!

 

[Melana]

Thank the gods it's almost over....

 

[Bulls Beers]

Let's go SOX!!!

 

[Melana]

Noooooooo......

 

[Bulls Beers]

Don't worry, the last game of the world series in on Halloween. Oh and, Let's go SOX!!!!!!

 

[Melana]

Halloween is sacred... Shouldn't be baseball.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's been outlawed in this state. You're not being politically correct. It's now Autumnal Celebration Day. Please make the correction.

 

[day_trippr]

Where's that eyeroll emoticon?

Ah, there it is.

Good game by the Bruins today, but now it's time for baseball!
Hoping for a game 1 win by Lester and the Sox to set the tone.

Have to add Joe Buck and Timi Mccarver to the People-I-Should-Be-Able-To-Kill book. Gawd I can't stand either one of those efftards...

Cheers!

 

[Bulls Beers]

Yeah, they're terrible. Give me Orsillo and Eck any day.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Joe Buck should get a front seat in that ride. Can we add this year's NFL announcers too? Painful.

 

[paulthenurse]

That was a great ball game. Didn't care for the outcome but it was wonderful baseball.

Off to pick up tanks then we're headed out for a day of fall diving. Back home in time for the game and the next game. I live this time of year. Yea baby!

 

[bigjohnmilford]

^
Good luck on the lobster hunt.

 

[Melana]

Enjoy!

 

[the_bird]

Didja know that Joe West's nearly as bad a singer as he is an umpire?

 

[HawksBrewer]

I'm setting the 'Over Under' at 20 for the number of Massholes who use the Best Uniforms quote in their sig.

I'm ABSOLUTELY going to as soon as I get to a real computer

Hawk Boofer is gonna be crushed.

Did you sig me yet?

 

[day_trippr]

Didja know that Joe West's nearly as bad a singer as he is an umpire?[...]

Being old I've seen more than my fair share of Joe West, and usually he leaves me wanting to add his name to the same book with Buck and Mccarver. But - as much as I'd like to deny it - last night he was actually on the money on virtually every call he made. Detroit's pitchers were totally painting, and the check swings were through the strike zone. Every one of them - except for that last one that got the fans cheering.

It was a great game of which we came up on the short end. Was thankful we got that one hit and avoided an extra level of ignominy.

Sure as hell hope the Sox don't leave for Detroit down 2...

Cheers!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

busy sunday funday. brewed an IPA, smoked 2 racks of ribs, 5 pounds of Wings, made a buffalo chicken dip, and a queso, now gonna sit down with friends and watch the pats game

 

[Melana]

busy sunday funday. brewed an IPA, smoked 2 racks of ribs, 5 pounds of Wings, made a buffalo chicken dip, and a queso, now gonna sit down with friends and watch the pats game

Nice! I cleaned and filled two kegs, went apple picking, made bread, put together a pot of beef stew, and picked up a bit in my kitchen. All in a days work!

 

[bigjohnmilford]

busy sunday funday. brewed an IPA, smoked 2 racks of ribs, 5 pounds of Wings, made a buffalo chicken dip, and a queso, now gonna sit down with friends and watch the pats game

Very nice, sounds like you were busy. I can even overlook the Habs avatar. Cheers

 

[Bulls Beers]

I went apple picking as well and also made a batch of German Pretzels. Apple Strudel coming this week.. Yeah baby!!!

 

[Bulls Beers]

The Pats are killing me. C'mon guys...

Edit: never mind. They just got a pick.

 

[Melana]

That was a good play....

 

[Melana]

I went apple picking as well and also made a batch of German Pretzels. Apple Strudel coming this week.. Yeah baby!!!

I'm coming to your house.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Catch the fukcin ball!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF!!

 

[motobrewer]

He did....

Oh, you meant NOT Lewis??