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the_bird said:
How is it possible that I didn't know that word until today? I'm SO committing that one to memory.
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Bukakke is when several men ejaculate in the face of a woman.
I think I mis-spelled it (should be "bukkake"), but I wasn't exactly going to Google that at work.
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-2 points for Bird.
Awe, poor bird
Speaking of Li'l Papi...
Cheers!
Cheers!
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From the Urban Dictionary...
1. Bukakke
Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser
1. Bukakke
Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser
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paulthenurse said:
2. This treatment is usually filmed and mainly offered in Japan.
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Elsewhere in the news...
NASA's Juno spacecraft to become fastest man-made object as it slingshots around Earth towards Jupiter
At 3:21 p.m. (EDT), NASA'S Juno Mission spacecraft will slingshot around Earth towards Jupiter, accelerating to 25 miles per second along the way and becoming the fastest man-made object in history. A .50-caliber bullet travels at about half a mile a second, by contrast -- nowhere near the blistering speed of Juno.
And nowhere near the speed of Yeager running for home when a Mrs Yeager calls.
NASA's Juno spacecraft to become fastest man-made object as it slingshots around Earth towards Jupiter
At 3:21 p.m. (EDT), NASA'S Juno Mission spacecraft will slingshot around Earth towards Jupiter, accelerating to 25 miles per second along the way and becoming the fastest man-made object in history. A .50-caliber bullet travels at about half a mile a second, by contrast -- nowhere near the blistering speed of Juno.
And nowhere near the speed of Yeager running for home when a Mrs Yeager calls.
Lol
ComcastWineRookie
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this s the first one on urban dictionary, I went with the 2nd definition because I was afraid of offending some people.
That's wrong.
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glad it wasnt me that posted it then
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Whatever you do, don't look up what a Rusty Trombone is....
or depending on your mood..
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Rusty Trombone
To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
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ya know, you don't have to type it out...Jeez.
Nasty. Some things should be left unsaid
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the fact that you know exactly what it was is really disturbing. At least I had to look it up
I leave Massachusetts for a few days and this happens. Sheesh!
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The whole system breaks down when you're gone..
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how about Klismaphilia
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Let's get back on track. Bruins are awesome. Everybody else sucks...
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How did that work out for you in June? Did you use the same argument?
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The Sox don't suck.
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Better qualify that. White sox suck balls. Red Sox are looking pretty solid thus far in the postseason.
Winning and losing have nothing to do with awesomeness or suckiness. Sometimes sucky teams win doesn't reduce their crapitude.
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Yup..You still suck.
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Best uniform in all of sports and 2 cups in the past 4 years, and the majority of last year's team intact? I like our chances.
Best uniform in all of sports and 2 cups in the past 4 years, and the majority of last year's team intact? I like our chances.
Best uniform? Best uniform? This isn't a fashion show. As for the rest, that is why they play the games. Still does not mean you team, city, and beer are not total crap.
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best uniform? have you not seen some of those KHL unis with all those ads?
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Best uniform? Best uniform? This isn't a fashion show. As for the rest, that is why they play the games. Still does not mean you team, city, and beer are not total crap.
I respect your verbal jousting (in)abilities. Should be a good season for both organizations.
I don't even like the Bruins. NHL sucks worse than Chicago. Or at least tied. NHL is all about screwing fans out of money and providing minimum value for maximum cost. The first lock out got me to tune out. This most recent one turned me against them. I like hockey (I play) but I wouldn't think to watch NHL. Fortunately for me, Olympic hockey is this winter.
wtf?
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You've obviously never been to the UC. Sorry to hear that.
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Best uniform?
Seriously?
When you sober up you're going to wonder what you did while you were under the influence.. And you'll be worried that somehow you managed to pull your own pants down in public. And you'll come back here to continue your usual patter and will read back a few pages.
And there its going to be. The post you wrote where you claimed that your team is the best because they have the best f'ing uniforms.
And you will send Cape a desperate message, begging him to tell you how to establish a second identity here, because you KNOW you have lost ALL credibility here and we're just going to laugh at you from this moment on.
Best uniforms!
That's farkin' great!
Seriously?
When you sober up you're going to wonder what you did while you were under the influence.. And you'll be worried that somehow you managed to pull your own pants down in public. And you'll come back here to continue your usual patter and will read back a few pages.
And there its going to be. The post you wrote where you claimed that your team is the best because they have the best f'ing uniforms.
And you will send Cape a desperate message, begging him to tell you how to establish a second identity here, because you KNOW you have lost ALL credibility here and we're just going to laugh at you from this moment on.
Best uniforms!
That's farkin' great!
Maybe the problem is that he is sober...
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The ONLY thing that even comes close to your 'Best team because they have the best uniform ' lunacy is Yeager buying a fishing rod labeled "The Beef Stick. "
And Yeager's faux pas is a VERY distant second place.
And Yeager's faux pas is a VERY distant second place.
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I'm setting the 'Over Under' at 20 for the number of Massholes who use the Best Uniforms quote in their sig.
I'm ABSOLUTELY going to as soon as I get to a real computer
I'm ABSOLUTELY going to as soon as I get to a real computer
