Dear Anti-pro sports,
Even NASCAR!?!
Sincerely, 'Merica
Even NASCAR!?!
Sincerely, 'Merica
Dear Anti-pro sports,
Even NASCAR!?!
Sincerely, 'Merica
Too soon.Dear Billy Mays,
I won...
Sincerely,
Cocaine
Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew
Dear coffee,
I missed you today, I'll not skip you tomorrow.
Sincerely,
bless my dentist and his whitening trays. Coffee is better than white teeth anyways.
Dear cancer,
You suck! Leave my cousins kid alone.
F You
Me
Dear Fart,
When I said you could come out play, I meant just you, not you and your....friend.
Sincerely,
Gambled and lost
Dear Mimi's Cafe,
Tomato basil soup and marinara sauce are not the same thing.
Sincerely,
Customer Who Ordered Tomato Soup
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