I can see this now......50 shades of hop brewing.
Started another book of sex stories last night, after uploading the first one. I think I finally found something I can write about quick every time?...
Bottled a recent DIPA. Oh my lord I have the most delicious dank and funky thing I have ever made. Almost tastes like Brett was used. Hops were was planning on this as these are the only hops I have at the moment
0.5 oz Chinook FWH
2.0 oz Cascade @ 5
0.5 oz Chinook @ 2
Hop Stand (40 min @ 180)
1.5 oz Citra
1.0 oz Chinook
1.0 oz Cascade
Dry Hop 5 days
1.5 oz Citra
1.0 oz Chinook
1.0 oz Cascade
Please everyone, keep your fingers crossed - I have never had this funk without a Brett. I am hoping the flavor is not an infection that works now but will ruin everything by then end of bottle carb. What a rotten mix of excitement and anxiety!!!
Started another book of sex stories last night, after uploading the first one. I think I finally found something I can write about quick every time?...
Sorry, didn't think of that. but it happened when the character (me) was that age, not the other way around. Just trying to take traumas & make something out of them to ease my mind. stoopid old farts in my youth. i'l get rid of it...my bad everyone...really. i'm not that kind of old guy. Just that those kind of authors keep telling me, when I complain my stuff isn't selling, that, " sex sells"! so I gave it a shot...sorta like an old man remembering his past, growing up. a fictional set of tales. Screw it, no more of that. Damn, that was dumb of me to think of...@unionrdr
I don't think it's appropriate to link a book and tell folks about it in the Sunday morning thread of all places, which opens with a chapter discussing English ales and graphic depictions of ten year old boys engaged in sexual acts.
My view is that that sort of link is not appropriate for this (or any forum).
If you are going to keep linking this book, it might be best for HBT members to insert the link into some warning words. Something along the lines...
"This book contains scenes that many will find offensive."
I'd have preferred not to have explored the book (first page of first chapter) at all.
You can choose to write about anything of course. That's your right. Advertising it here in a brewing forum is pretty bad form IMO.
I would have thought the kinds of acts being described in that e-book would have been illegal in the US- here in the UK anything which depicts, describes, portrays or otherwise simulates sexual activity with a minor is illegal.
I always thought that our laws and outlook on sex and sexuality were liberal compared with America.
Seems I was wrong.
Sorry, didn't think of that. but it happened when the character (me) was that age, not the other way around. Just trying to take traumas & make something out of them to ease my mind. stoopid old farts in my youth. i'l get rid of it...my bad everyone...really. i'm not that kind of old guy. Just that those kind of authors keep telling me, when I complain my stuff isn't selling, that, " sex sells"! so I gave it a shot...sorta like an old man remembering his past, growing up. a fictional set of tales. Screw it, no more of that. Damn, that was dumb of me to think of...
Welp, it looks like uniondr has removed the link from the signature.
I know that his passion is writing, we all make lesser than best decisions from time to time, and there is a place for everything (I stopped checking the boneyard, but that place can be pretty raw, not that it belongs there either, but whatever). Someone was simply proud of what they were able to accomplish and was brave enough to share it with the world (all of the material, not just the publication).
If you're disgusted about the material, send him a private message and keep the lynching off my Sunday Morning, thanks
Had to be done. This isn't a place to peddle your wares (not in this section anyway)... and I'm surprised you were OK with the original post in 'your' Sunday Thread, given the subject matter.
Let's move on.
Sunday, I'm making cornhole boards.
I'm... going to need an explanation on this one. Please tell me it's not what it sounds like.
I'm... going to need an explanation on this one. Please tell me it's not what it sounds like.
On Sunday, I'm going to the store to buy materials. Then I'm going home and making cornhole boards while drinking beer. Later the following week, I'll sew little bags full of corn that we can throw at the cornhole boards Memorial Day weekend, while drinking beer.
Back in the day we didn't have such fancy devices.
The men would all gather under the neighborhood oak tree and play washers. Two holes dung in the ground about 2" in diameter and they'd toss washers into them from a distance.
Think it was just an excuse to gather and drink beer.
Things have come a long way indeed.
These days a game of warshers (as it is properly called) consists of two wooden platforms, each with three 2" holes worth different point values. Technology is amazing.
And it is superior to cornhole as a drinking game in every way.
*stares at CAD intently*
None of these are as fun as Hammerschlagen.
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