Date: I think we’ve actually met before
Picasso: Sorry, I’m not good with faces...
Picasso: Sorry, I’m not good with faces...
Took me a second but I figured it out... Good one!The difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket ???
A pickpocket snatches watches.
This post over on the "What I Did for Beer Today" thread reminded me of a joke:
An Englishman, a Scot, and an Irishman walk into a bar, and each orders a pint. The bartender sets the three pints on the bar, and by some weird coincidence, three flies land, one in each drink.
The Englishman pushes his glass away and orders another pint.
The Scot fishes the fly out, shakes off his wet fingers, and takes a drink.
The Irishman fishes the fly out, begins shaking it over the glass, and shouts: "SPIT IT OUT YOU BLOODY &@$^@&#!"
I registered just to reply to thisWhat's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
People don't cry when you cut up a banjo
reminds me of another one-The difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket ???
A pickpocket snatches watches.
What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
People don't cry when you cut up a banjo
3 Dawg Night, it's the 'Stupid Joke Thread!'. I have the upmost respect for all stringed instruments, including the banjo Nor will I be cutting a leg off a donkey
Yes. Punctuation counts.I like cooking my family and my pets.
Use commas. Don't be a psycho.
My annual classroom psychology unit joke:
According to biological psychologists, what do personality and diarrhea have in common?
They both run in your genes!
I always expect way more laughs than I get.
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