I wondering if I can just go with this one:
I'd like to be rich. I've always liked money, and I think if I can get more of it; it would be nice. I'm not asking for much, but a little from a lot adds up. If everyone on the internet could find it in their hearts to give me 5 dollars.. just five dollars.. it could make a hige difference in my life.
Difficulties include:
Getting people to donate money
Figuring out what to do with my new money
Possibly hiring a manager to make sure I don't go broke again.
Rewards include:
A Personal- hand written thank you note.
A signed picture of me swimming in a pile of my new money Uncle Scrooge style
Highest donation will get a personal visit complete with a high five and a McDonald's Value Meal.
Goal $1,000,000