Squirrel Nut Brown Label

[farmbrewernw]

Kind of a gag label for Christmas.

 

[GearBeer]

Hmmm I dunno if I'd be thirsty for your brown nut ale-I mean nut brown ale after seeing that.

 

[Atl300zx]

Its Schlong not Slong

 

[Revvy]

I got a neck ache trying to read the crawl on the side but is seems funny.

 

[GearBeer]

Atl300zx,

That would make it "Schlonghammer Ales." I think we can agree that that combination doesn't sound very cool. *wince*

 

[farmbrewernw]

hmm I thought it was slong I'll have to check on that the urban dic has slong but hey what do I know

 

[farmbrewernw]

The Urban dic has schlong too, hmm what to do what to do. Guess I'll change it.

 

[farmbrewernw]

Atl300zx,

That would make it "Schlonghammer Ales." I think we can agree that that combination doesn't sound very cool. *wince*

Emm not supposed to sound good. My uncle thought Schlonghammer sounded like a good name for a metal band so it's kind of been a running joke for a while.

 

[Atl300zx]

Emm not supposed to sound good. My uncle thought Schlonghammer sounded like a good name for a metal band so it's kind of been a running joke for a while.

Exactly...and the logo is money. Glad my expertise in nicknames for Mr. Winky came in handy...

 

[farmbrewernw]

OK so I made some much needed changes to the label, I'm thinking this might be close to final edition.

 

[Kilgore_Trout]

That label is great.

You have the best brewery name/logo I've ever seen.

 

[farmbrewernw]

Yeah despite being Magnetic North Brewing for the last year I'm really thinking of becoming Schlonghammer Ales, it's catchy and obscene, just like I like it'

 

[Revvy]

Yeah despite being Magnetic North Brewing for the last year I'm really thinking of becoming Schlonghammer Ales, it's catchy and obscene, just like I like it'

I like It! And the updated label!

 

[farmbrewernw]

Good enough for me I don't know if my new slogan is enough pc for here so I think I'll keep it toned down.