Thanks for all the replies and the wide range of viewpoints expressed
Chimay Blue, St Bernardus ABT 12, Westmalle Trippel and similar examples are my benchmarks and they're what I measure my own beers against. They are the beers I love to drink and when I have a beer I want be to drinking it because the experience is awesome. There is no room in my life for un-awesome beers!
Here's why I dumped my beers:
Beer 1: Chimay Blue clone attempt
- I didn't notice the dry extract was "hopped", I then went and added 3 times the weight of hop pellets the recipe called for because the cheap scales I used were horribly inaccurate.
- Used dehydrated yeast - Safale WB-06 because I didn't know how to bottle culture and didn't know liquid yeast was available.
Beer #2 Another try using White Labs Chimay strain and LME instead of DME
- Undercarbed
- Overpowering banana flavour
- Weird chalky mouthfeel
- High terminal gravity
Beer #3 Another LME attempt, same yeast
- High terminal gravity
- Very malty, very sweet
Beer #4 Another LME attempt at Chimay
- High terminal gravity
- Thick oily mouthfeel
- Sweet and cloying
Beer #5 Achel Bruin Extra clone attempt - BIAB/LME and bottle cultured yeast
- Tasted like a Belgian stout
Beer #6 Trippel attempt - BIAB/LME, bottle cultured yeast, spices
- Spices (particularly the citrus peel) were overpowering
- High terminal gravity
Beer #7 Pious New World Westvleteren clone attempt with White Labs Westmalle yeast (AG)
- Overshot OG by a huge margin
- Underpitched yeast
- High terminal gravity
- When I couldn't get the gravity down I did some crazy sh*t that I don't have time to explain right now
...this one I haven't dumped, but that's because it was a big batch and opening and emptying corked 'n' caged bottles is hard work.
My biggest problem, with the benefit of hindsight, is that I just couldn't make a strong dry beer with LME. They all finished up way too sweet and heavy. Aging would not have made them more digestible. I tried for Trappist and ended up with flawed Abbey or worse.
Beers I haven't dumped and don't intend to:
#8 Another, more successful, attempt at Pious New World Westvleteren clone (AG)
#9 Belgian Golden Strong Ale (AG)
#10 Pious Traditional Westvleteren clone (AG)
# 11 Belgian Quad split batch using Chimay and Unibroue strains (AG)
# 12 Saison with du Pont strain (AG)
13 - 16 are in various stages of not ready yet, but I have a fairly high level of confidence that they'll be fine.
I've learned a lot making my first 16 batches and have identified flaws and made process improvements at pretty much every step along the way. I still consider myself very much a novice beer maker with a
lot to learn.
Thanks for the good ideas for what to do with beer you don't want to drink:
- Water the garden
- Make stew
- Marinate meat
- Spritz the BBQ
Any other ideas?