Robert's Rules of Order

[Saboral]

I call this meeting of the HBT Rules Of Gentlemanly Conduct Committee to order. The chair motions to open the floor to new business.


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[Qhrumphf]

And I hit the chair with a chair. Take that, Robert.

 

[Saboral]

The severely injured chair motions for the removal of this ruffian from these chambers.


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[myelo]

Motion to adjourn and go to the bar.

Second?

 

[Qhrumphf]

What's the RRoO procedure for a coup d'etat? Does it involve hitting the chair with a second chair? :rockin:

 

[Saboral]

I ask that the previous out of order motions be struk from the record. I move for an inquiry of parliamentry procedure regarding a coup d'etat


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[Billy-Klubb]

Oh crap! Here comes another chair!

 

[OkashiiBrew]

I did not detect you rapping your gavel to open the meeting. So I must call, Point of Order.

 

[hunter_le five]

Anarchy forever! Chairs for everyone! The gavel is the tool of the Establishment's oppression!

 

[Qhrumphf]

Anarchy forever! Chairs for everyone! The gavel is the tool of the Establishment's oppression!

Brewers of the world unite. We have nothing to lose but our livers.

 

[Qhrumphf]

I did not detect you rapping your gavel to open the meeting. So I must call, Point of Order.

Point of Odor. OkashiiBrew stinks.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I have the molotov cocktails ready! who's got a match?

 

[cannman]

Raise our banner high!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

as long as we don't get our cocktails confused.

 

[Winepharm]

Cocktails? Can we drink in this meeting? Motion to strike my last question. Of course we can drink here. What the hell was I thinking.

 

[Saboral]

Here here I will have order, motion to censure.


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[thatjonguy]

Motion to adjourn and go to the bar.

Second?

Seconded.

Why vote when everyone else is busy hitting chairs with chairs. I'm here for beer. To the bar!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Here here I will have order, motion to censure.


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from chaos comes order. but you'll have a long wait, we just got started.

Seconded.

Why vote when everyone else is busy hitting chairs with chairs. I'm here for beer. To the bar!

I believe I've said that exact same thing while bar hopping.

 

[Qhrumphf]

I now have a craving to hear Charles Bronson's (the powerviolence band, not the actor) "Let's Start A Revolution So I Can Break Sh**".



Just fastforward to the 3rd song if you can tell the difference. I can't tell any more. I'm getting too old for this sh**

 

[Zekk]

Seconded.

Why vote when everyone else is busy hitting chairs with chairs. I'm here for beer. To the bar!

Amendment: Punishment of Out of Orders given by the chair shall be a required drinking of a room temperature Budweiser in under 30 seconds :cross:

 

[Winepharm]

Room temperature Budweiser in under 30 seconds = Barf.

Room temperature Budweiser in any amount of time = Barf

Motion to strike that punishment as it is too severe for the crime. Drinking Budweiser is a crime!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Amendment: Punishment of Out of Orders given by the chair shall be a required drinking of a room temperature Budweiser in under 30 seconds :cross:

flying chode slap!

 

[JonM]

Motion re Budweiser as too severe is seconded.

Move to amend the punishment to require 15 seconds of chugging a noob's "is this infected?" brew instead.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Motion re Budweiser as too severe is seconded.

Move to amend the punishment to require 15 seconds of chugging a noob's "is this infected?" brew instead.

rolling berry uppercut!


*flings a chair to the left, the right, the right again!*


springing spleen headbutt!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

*sets the gavel on fire*

adjourn that!

 

[JonM]

*Flings chair left, right, left, right, up, down, up, down, presses B, A, and start.*

 

[Billy-Klubb]

*Flings chair left, right, left, right, up, down, up, down, presses B, A, and start.*

you win this round, but I just set your chair on fire. let's go on a beer run.

 

[Jacob_Marley]

Rolling Berry Uppercut!

That ought to be a beer.

 

[Airplanedoc]

We're here lets get this meeting started

 

[Billy-Klubb]

That ought to be a beer.

I can and will make that happen. for the good of the land!

 

[Zuljin]

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