Evan!
Well-Known Member
It's a sad day. Here's to one of the best comedians of the last half-century. I'll raise one tonight for you, old man!
Damn.
Damn.
****, Piss, bless, lady, Co******er, Motherfvcker and Tits
I am going to brew seven beers in his honor. Those will be their names.
It's a sad day. Here's to one of the best comedians of the last half-century. I'll raise one tonight for you, old man!
Damn.
He wouldn't want anyone to mourn... he's dead.
Many native traditions held clowns and tricksters as essential to any contact with the sacred. People could not pray until they had laughed, because laughter opens and frees from rigid preconception. Humans had to have tricksters within the most sacred ceremonies lest they forget the sacred comes through upset, reversal, surprise. The trickster in most native traditions is essential to creation, to birth.
-Professor Byrd Gibbon in a letter to George Carlin
Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
-Anonymous
If you can't dance you f*ck a lot of waitresses.
-Voltaire
Sometimes gum looks like a penny.
-Sally Wade
Here's to reincarnation and teenagers George!If I had my choice of how to die I would like to be sitting on the crosstown bus and suddenly burst into flames.
There's something I like about the clitoris, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
When you think about it, 12:15 PM is actually 11:75 AM.
You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic.
"Rivera Live" is such a good show. If only Rivera weren't on it.
I think highways should have a beer lane.
Why aren't there any really disturbing pop songs like "Tomorrow I'm Gonna F*ck Your Wife"?
Lacrosse is not a sport; lacrosse is a ******y college activity. I don't care how rough it is, any time you're running around a field, waving a stick with a little net on the end of it, you're engaged in a ******y college activity. Period.
F*ck Rational Thought.
I hope reincarnation is a fact so can come back and f*ck teenagers again.
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