Random Picture Thread

[nmfree]

New Year's Eve is the perfect time to wear one of the shirts you got for Christmas!

 

[MaxStout]

 

[Schlenkerla]

My grandmother accidentally used hemorrhoid ointment to brush her teeth once.

Good thing the Bengay tube is not the same color as Preparation H. That would likely require an embarrassing trip to the hospital.

 

[MaxStout]

 

[orionol73]

Ghetto burglar alarm.

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So baby gimme that toot toot
Lemme give you that beep beep

 

[TBC]

For the Star Wars fans.

 

[LoneTreeFarms]

another star wars funny.

 

[MaxStout]

 

[nmfree]

It's New Year's Eve! You've still got one day to do donuts on the neighbor's lawn!

 

[GrogNerd]

y'all have a

 

[soccerdad]

I used hydrocortisone on my teeth once on a camping trip ... my teeth did not itch for weeks

 

[Schlenkerla]

I used hydrocortisone on my teeth once on a camping trip ... my teeth did not itch for weeks

Bet you didn't have swollen gums either... LOL

 

[soccerdad]

Farking dentist told me no one else would see that picture. Doctor patient privilege my a$$

 

[smurfjuice]

The National Dental Association recommends that you be very careful new years day morning.View attachment 551640

Yes, i have done that. my dummazz. next time wear my glasses.

 

[bluemoose]

Happy new year! Shoot me please!

 

[leftcontact]

Happy new year! Shoot me please!View attachment 552000

Look at it this way; you’ll be down to ferm temps in no time....

 

[MaxStout]

Bet you didn't have swollen gums either... LOL

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[harleybug88]

I try not to be vain, but I caught this lady checking me out.

 

[smurfjuice]

Lucky.

 

[MaxStout]

 

[nmfree]

 

[nmfree]

So baby gimme that toot toot
Lemme give you that beep beep

I can't remember if I posted this one already, but here it is anyway, linked because it's got some naughty words.

 

[harleybug88]

Is my beer infected?

 

[doug293cz]

Is my beer infected?View attachment 552123

More like possessed

Brew on

 

[MaxStout]

 

[JimRausch]

Sorry......Doesn't actually exist. At least not in this version of reality.

 

[day_trippr]

Judging by the doob I'd say he wasn't in this particular reality anyway

 

[nmfree]

 

[orionol73]

Hb Mandarina Bavaria

 

[acarr160]

Hb Mandarina Bavaria
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Should have posted in epic head picture thread.

 

[MaxStout]

 

[Yeastieboy]

 

[Yeastieboy]

punt....

 

[Yeastieboy]

WTF

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[OpenSights]

Happy new year! Shoot me please!View attachment 552000

I’m a plumber and shift today! I have a 38 unit apartment building with frozen water lines, got half of the building without and heat for the whole and water up for the other.

Got another call, some college kids figured they’d save some money by turning off the furnace over winter break. That’s Friday, couldn’t get in, but drove past today and saw icicles coming out of the siding from the second floor to the ground! Honestly not surprised, there are a lot of smart ones and many with zero common sense!

My first SNCOIC I had in the Corps had a saying/play on words. “Common sense is an uncommon virtue.”

 

[Schlenkerla]

I’m a plumber and shift today! I have a 38 unit apartment building with frozen water lines, got half of the building without and heat for the whole and water up for the other.

Got another call, some college kids figured they’d save some money by turning off the furnace over winter break. That’s Friday, couldn’t get in, but drove past today and saw icicles coming out of the siding from the second floor to the ground! Honestly not surprised, there are a lot of smart ones and many with zero common sense!

My first SNCOIC I had in the Corps had a saying/play on words. “Common sense is an uncommon virtue.”

I had an employer that thought it was genius to turn off the factory heat during Christmas. After doing so, the roof cooled and contracted. A week later when they turned on the heat, it expanded and leaked in a million places.

They had to replace a 1/2 million sq ft roof. It's a good thing they saved money on the heat. It helped pay at least 10% of the roof...LOL

The were a bunch of ******* mofos.

 

[triethylborane]

I had an employer that thought it was genius to turn off the factory heat during Christmas. After doing so, the roof cooled and contracted. A week later when they turned on the heat, it expanded and leaked in a million places.

They had to replace a 1/2 million sq ft roof. It's a good thing they saved money on the heat. It helped pay at least 10% of the roof...LOL

The were a bunch of ******* mofos.

oh damn a flat roof with a covering using adhesive seams? insurance co probably fought that claim lulz

 

[nmfree]

That's the kind of award-winning thinking that leads to people slapping outlet stickers all over O'Hare during the Holidays.

 

[lschiavo]

Those would be a huge timesaver for an electrician.

 

[harleybug88]

When I'm done here I think I'll go have a cole one, geez-o-pete!