Bier,
You may want to start a poll on this one... I'm gonna have to go back and re-read, but methinks Pumbaa may be in the lead with his, however Freebird, man the food PBP is out of control...
My crap is tame...
Parking lot surfing on a large rectangular metal meat tray, at the end of a chain, behind a jeep in the parking lot of the steakhouse I used to work at in St. Louis. Poor-mans' road rash...
Night of my bachelor party, after the Cardinals game, took a leak in the Arch Parking garage in downtown St. Louis before heading to the Landing. Make a mental note to yourself, NEVER pi$$ in Arch Parking. Or at least don't get caught. It's Federal Property. The 2 Park cops were NOT amused. There was holster fondling believe it or not.... Got me a $50 Federal ticket which I paid, versus the Federal Warrant they would have put on my a$$ if I hadn't... (gimme a break, I had to pi$$, it's a PARKING GARAGE for pity's sake...) 50 bux to take a leak....
This one is hard to explain. Imagine seeing a billboard from your car on the Interstate. One for the local tv station with their 10 o'clock anchors' big heads and cheesy smiles. Note the tops of their head protrude ABOVE the top edge of the billboard... For some reason the logic of drinking requires you to climb the billboard in the dark of night above the interstate and remove the top of the sports guys head... (His name was Zip, <no joke> this may have contributed to the motivation) The next night, drinking required us to go back for the top of the news anchors' head. I distinctly remember local law enforcement that evening, but never actually
encountered them. Don't even ASK where we hid the tops of the heads. That's a whole 'nother story...
While not even close to my respected brethren who have posted before me, these were a couple of standouts. More will occur to me over my varying states of consciousness.
Ize