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So doesn't that make lawyers are some sort of quasi pirate/ninja hybrid as well?
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buzzkill......AllHoppedUp said:I gotta go with ninja. From what I've read of pirate life, it's not nearly as romantic as Hollywood makes it out to be. Think months (or more) at sea with no company but the unshowered man whose bunk is but inches from your face. The fresh food was gone long ago so now you only get weevle infested biscuits and maybe some dried meat if you're lucky. You're vitamin C deficient so you're starting to lose teeth due to scurvy. Yeah, there's plenty of rum and beer but that's only because fresh water doesn't last. So you drink in the sun all day and wake up the next morning with the taste of cat piss in your mouth because you've been on a 3 month drinking binge and haven't brushed your teeth once. All you want is one glass of clean water to rinse things out a bit . . . you finally work up the nerve to complain to the captain and he has you flogged for it.
A ninja, on the other hand, could live any lifestyle he chooses. Any man who stands in his way is merely shuriken fodder. If you want to drink rum or beer all day you simply have to kill a man with a decent supply of rum or beer. Your incredible skill in all things deceiving ensure that you'll never be caught.
AHU
Brewpastor said:It is simple, ever wonder why your butt is sometimes itchy in the morning? Butt Ninjas. They just are too ashamed to talk about it.
eviltwinofjoni said:I dunno, the_bird, maybe it actually IS Cheesefood! Have you ever seen them together? I didn't think so.
Brewpastor said:It is simple, ever wonder why your butt is sometimes itchy in the morning? Butt Ninjas. They just are too ashamed to talk about it.
the_bird said:You seem to have a particular interest in that topic, don't you? Are you Cheesefood's female alter-ego?
D*Bo said:So I go into the auto parts store the other day.
I'm standing at the counter while the guy is running down some stuff for me when this pirate walks in. I had to take a second look. One, because he was a pirate, and two, because he had a steering wheel hanging from his belt.
Me and the guy next to me turn and look at eachother a little perplexed.
So the pirate walks up and down a few isles. On his way back towards the counter I decide I just can't take it anymore, I have to ask.
So I say "Hey, pirate", he looks up.
"You know you have a steeringwheel hanging off your belt"?
And he responds "Arrrrr... it's driving me nuts".
Beer Snob said:Ok... so now that we all know what we would want to be if we were able to be a pirate or ninja character.
So what are you in real life?
chillHayze said:Yarrr Harr, haven't heard that in a while! Good one!
Beer Snob said:So what are you in real life?
TWolf10 said:
Nuff Said!! :cross:
Orpheus said:The winner may surprise you...