A lawyer was driving to work one day when he passed a man eating grass in a small field on the side of the road. Intrigued, he pulled over and approached the fellow.
"Excuse me, sir, but an am very curious to know why you are sitting in a field eating grass."
The man replied, "Well, I am very poor and cannot afford to eat anything but grass."
The lawyer said, "Well, I have a proposition for you. Come with me and you eat all you want."
The man said, "I am married with two children. Can I bring them as well?"
"Sure!", said the lawyer.
Another man sitting nearby piped up, "Pardon me, but I am also too poor to eat anything but grass, may I come along as well?"
"Absolutely!", said the lawyer, "There is plenty for everyone!"
So they all piled into his car and off they went. After short distance, the first man, said, "We are very grateful for your generosity in sharing your food with us!"
To which the lawyer replied, "Oh, I am not sharing my food. My grass is getting very tall, and I would like to save money on lawn care!"