Need help coming up with a band name..

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Hitler would have had the S.S. stomp a hole in a bunch of people and then come up with a band name for him. Oh wait I thought you meant Pete Hitler . Never mind. Hey. Wait a minute .Pete Hitler is a great band name!
 
SpawnRun

Future Now

Silly Wankers

Pearl Handles

Spooge

Sudden Influenza

Schamläuse

Bruce's Skis

Heavy Petting

Popcorn Porn

Blackest Night

Percolator

Lt. Dangle

More Hops

Oh, lunch is over. I gotta unpack a computer and get it set up for use.
 
I have to hand it to the OP; it takes great courage to ask for a name from the forum rabble Whether the name is going to be used for a band, on a beer label or even for a baby’s name, you don’t really think you’ll get an honest and respectful answer, do you? :)
 
chewse said:
I have to hand it to the OP; it takes great courage to ask for a name from the forum rabble Whether the name is going to be used for a band, on a beer label or even for a baby’s name, you don’t really think you’ll get an honest and respectful answer, do you? :)
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Hey, almost ALL my suggestions are AWSOME and anyone would be PROUD to have them for their band names.

I almost didn't even post them because I knew they would cause anguish for those who already picked out lame names for their bands, and I didn't want to do that to them. Then I realized that they deserved to fell anguish for picking out really lame band names.

My names are names that are really cool without the necessity of explanation. Nothing to hide behind, nothing to think about.

These are not like "Pink Floyd" names (Pffft. What does Pink Floyd even mean, anyway??)

Here are some more:

Split Decision

Manimal

Shyte Eating Grin (must be spelled that way or it's lame)

Forever My Lover (Only for an R&B band. Can be shortened to FML for any other genre.)

Bunched Undies

Granny Smith

Your Mom

BFFs (just kidding, that's an awful name. Unless you're an Ironic Boy Band or something...)

Blue Screen of Death (May need to check to see if Microsoft own the name.)

So Long

The Implications

Sudden Death OT

Nun Chucks

Care Package

Flaming (Ok, it's supposed to be Flaming Aholes, but I dropped the Aholes part because it's kind of rude and it might limit where you get to play. It's pretty obvious using only the first part anyway.)

CONTROL ALT DELETE

Paint Dry

Berry Crunch

Sensitivity Training

K9 Unit

Fluffer

Sam's Amazing Souffle

Burn It Down

Get On Get Off

All Circuits Busy

Crossing Guard

Big Deal


You may need to check to see if any of these names are being used. There may 5-6 other guys that are almost as good at coming up with names as I am. It's entirely possible that in the past 20 years or so one of these guys came up with the same name that I just rattled off in 5 minutes.
 
chewse said:
I have to hand it to the OP; it takes great courage to ask for a name from the forum rabble Whether the name is going to be used for a band, on a beer label or even for a baby’s name, you don’t really think you’ll get an honest and respectful answer, do you? :)
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OP can not be offended. I saw the Pizza Brick Oven thread ... I knew what I was in for. ;)
 
Roscoebrewdog said:
Anal Leakage
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jam band we had on the ship I was on was called, "Pus-Ridden Anal Sores™"

can't use that one, see how I ™ on it?

since the band was mostly Sonar Techs (or Torpedoman's Mates, same division) we sometimes called ourselves, "Three Sweeps, No Echo"

that one I won't ™, so it's there, if you want it
 
GrogNerd said:
jam band we had on the ship I was on was called, "Pus-Ridden Anal Sores™"

can't use that one, see how I ™ on it?

since the band was mostly Sonar Techs (or Torpedoman's Mates, same division) we sometimes called ourselves, "Three Sweeps, No Echo"

that one I won't ™, so it's there, if you want it
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I actually posted this in the wrong thread, I thought it was a medical issues help thread...so if anyone can give me some advise, it would be greatly appreciated:D
 
sboyajian said:
A few months back myself and a few neighbors got together just to jam a bit. Turned out we're not bad. So we've made it a thing.

We've considered some open mic's and realized we should get a name.

We've considered things like "The Neighbors" .. I'm the only one really into beer, so things like Hop Heads would probably only resinate with me (although the open mic is at our local microbrew/tap room).

If it helps, we play mostly rock. Soundgarden, Paramore, Chevelle, Incubus, Foo Fighters, etc.
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How about: Stink Finger? You could have an album cover with a finger stuck into a pile of fresh hops.
 
In college I wrote a poem about my graffitied soul. I always thought that would make a great rock band name.
 
Spock
Live Long & Prosper
The Lone Rangers :D
The Ghillies
Flasher
Predator Lite
Ten Wheel Drive
Sorry Bub
No Requests
Fantastic 4 (or how ever many are in the band)
Stray Dogs
The Gainsville 4 (or how ever many are in the band)
Megatherium
Sabertooth
 
Cell Count
Immediate Occupancy
Planetside
Nondescript White Van
Unceremonious
Pourtentious
Well Hanged
Scam Artist
The Swizzle Sticks
Enough Already
Too Big
Cob Pipe
Partly Our Fault
Humming Along
Trippin' Balls
Salacious Crumb (oops, taken. I knew it was too good to not be used already!)
Spent Grain
Sorry About Last Night
 
The Dead Arquettes
The Dead Baldwins
Wishful Thinking
Test Tube
In Vitro Harmonization
Guitar Grenades
Musical S&M
Microsoft Sucks
 

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