Need a Brew Name for this Label...

[ftlstrings]

infidelity ale

`m`

 

[HOP-HEAD]

Another draft version:

....but, any of you "more graphically-gifted" folks that can throw out a better idea of incorporating both images... I'm all ears.

 

[woollybugger2]

it would be neat if it was on that 3d material that let you see one image and then rotate it to see the other... lol


nice work,... I'd drink it....

 

[woollybugger2]

Bleach Blond Bahama Mama!

 

[HOP-HEAD]

PS) Can anyone explain how to cut the bottom off that stinkin' oval in Inkscape? Not a big deal as far as printing goes, but it's bothering me....

 

[Thwizzit]

PS)

Can anyone explain how to cut the bottom off that stinkin' oval in Inkscape?

If you can't cut it off try covering it with a white rectangle

 

[jbambuti]

I like it! Thanks for using my idea. The design gets better all the time.

 

[Strngcheez]

Beached Whale Bitter
Take One For Team Ale
Thunder Thighs ESB
HoggLicious

 

[dutch101st]

Hmmm...with that picture, I would have to say:

Bitter Britney Ale

 

[BrewBrain]

Definitely the beer goggles theme:

Beer Goggles E(xtra)S(loppy)B(ooty)

 

[dutch101st]

Definitely the beer goggles theme:

Beer Goggles E(xtra)S(loppy)B(ooty)

Ok, now I like that. Well, for a beer name...

 

[annasdadhockey]

Big Fat Beach ESB

 

[bluehouse]

Big ass Blonde brew 9.6%ABV

 

[Cactus]

Badonkadonk Bitter

Ding Ding we have a winn:rockin:er

 

[LandofOZ]

Bitchin Bad Booty Bitter

 

[Ronster]

Hefty-weisen

 

[Baumgartner]

Extra Special Bi*ches (or babes)

 

[shepherds]

from bitter to better in 6

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Here are a few I thought up (and no I didn't read the whole thread before replying):

Fat-Ass ESB
Fat & Sassy
Fat & Bitter
BBW ESB
Butt Crack Bitter
Big Butt Bitter / Big-Ass Bitter
Big-Ass Blonde
Buxom Bitter
Sweaty Betty Bitter
Big Betty's Bitter
Ample ESB
Big Babe Bitter / Big Babe ESB
She Ain't Bitter Till You Don't Call Back
Alimony ESB (that'll make ya bitter!)
Broken Condom ESB
Kirstie Alley ESB
Sweatin' To The Bitter
Jenny Craig ESB
Worth Her Weight In Hops ESB
Heavy Bitter
Fun Weekend ESB

 

[sundaybrewingco]

"Big Fat Mama with the Meat Shakin' On Her Bones! Lordy Lordy Ale"

 

[staffVAJoe]

Natural Yeast Brewed Beer
Will make her sexy six pack
You'll regret it in the morning IPA
Goggle Brew
3am keeper
Coyote water

 

[gratus fermentatio]

She Ain't Heavy, She's My Bitter
Chunky ESB
Jack Sprat ESB
Sunday Morning Bitter
Fat Bottom Bitter (ala Queen's Fat Bottom Girl)
Whole Lotta Rosie ESB (ala AC/DC)
Nudge the Pudge ESB
She Does This Thing With Her Tongue ESB
Swallow Or It's Going In Your Eye ESB
Deliciously Fat ESB

 

[HOP-HEAD]

I'd have never thought that this thread would last this long....

But I found another keeper.

"Coyote Water"

I like that.

 

[BillyMack]

Show us yer Bits
Fat Tires
Tropical Pair o' Dice
MuffinHop
Ale Blubber
Survivor Island
Hangover Heaven
Swollen Ankle Ale
Hips 'n' Hops
No Pain no Grain

Beached Ale ESB
"Roll 'er in malt and look for the wet spot"

 

[Schnitzengiggle]

Swollen Ankle Ale

Cankle Ale, HAHAHA!

That is grrreat!

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Moped ESB; Fun to drink, but don't let your friends see.

 

[HillbillyDeluxe]

Bleach blonde Wee heavy,
Muffin top wee heavy
Pinch an inch ale
over the muffin top IPA
Sloagans come to mind as well:
Turn up the Radio amber

Your drunk and she's a slut, the perfect storm.
Hit five of these and one of those
Liftin the beer s for the courage tolift her

 

[user 22118]

I think that you should take and make it goggles on the upper portion of her where she is taking off her top and then leave the bottom portion normal. Call it beer goggles bitter and realize that you are seeing her better half.

Or make the goggles the bottom of a mug for you graphically gifted folks

 

[awielan]

She looked good on Myspace, but now I'm Bitter?

HAHAHAHAHA that made me literally lol

 

[graphicsguru]

Bitter Bytchez

 

[graphicsguru]

this one was staring me in the face

 

[shepherds]

50 Foother
One Nighther
Its all wet on the inside
Pound Me, Im Bitter
One bitter quiter
you could do bitter
Id Slam that
I might be fat, but Im bitter
you should see my bitter side

 

[Ryno]

I'd Hit It Bitter

Miss Huditity ESB

Mooseknuckle Ale
:rockin:

 

[thataintchicken]

should I post what could be the most offensive of all label submissions?

 

[HillbillyDeluxe]

should I post what could be the most offensive of all label submissions?

HELL YES!!!

 

[chase]

Jolly Ho! (say it with an english accent)

 

[HillbillyDeluxe]

I was hoping fore something more offensive. At least more vulgar!

 

[shepherds]

Bitter Titters makes me S H I T T E R

 

[shepherds]

I like my beer like I like my women, Bitter and Fat

 

[shepherds]

Tig Bitty's ****ter Bitter
12oz of Bitter ****
Can you handle the Bitter *****?