I was serious , NOT joking !
So , there is no way for me to make Pale Ale at Home
Hector
Just so we know everyone's talking about the same thing.....
Where did you get the 2-row barley? Are you sure it's unmalted?
If you got it got it from a food co-op or grocery store, it's probably unmalted. If you got it from a brewing supply store, it's almost certainly already malted.
If it's already malted, start reading
How To Brew by John Palmer. Read lots of stuff here on this site. Ask questions. Get answers.
If you're wanting to start brewing but don't know how, you probably don't want to start by malting your own grains. Make your first batch with malt extract and some grains for steeping. Get an understanding of the process, the proceed to more advanced methods.
I'm not an expert by any means, but I'm no novice either, and malting my own grains isn't anywhere on my list of things to do yet. Maybe never will be. But certainly not for a first batch.
Keep reading, get some good ingredients, and jump in!