kitty ear muffs

[Johnvodka]

So my ahole cat decided to crush my freshly sprouted rhizomes.I was thinking kitty earmuffs .Any other suggestions?

 

[azscoob]

Jam your hand in the cats a$$ and use it as an oven mitt.

 

[KayaBrew]

Korean food

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Cover your rhizomes with a cone or cylinder of chicken wire & stake it in place. You can always get those critter repellent tags to put on the wire if you feel the need.
Regards, GF.

 

[FromZwolle]

electric fence. meows!

 

[rycov]

kitty earmuffs?

 

[heferly]

kitty earmuffs?

like a gorilla chest vest

 

[FromZwolle]

like a gorilla chest vest

thanks a lot, now that song is going to be in my head all day.

 

[jmendez29]

kitty football?

 

[FromZwolle]

kat leather, braided into a whip.

 

[azscoob]

kat leather, braided into a whip.

Cat o' nine tails!

 

[FromZwolle]

poo-c whip.

 

[heferly]

one-off violin strings?

a sweet hat?

cat-skin rug? would be great in front of the pisser...

 

[conpewter]

I'm more of a sportsman...

PULL!

 

[TxBrew]

Guitar strings?

 

[JohnnyO]

kat leather, braided into a whip.

or into a kitty playtoy.

 

[Johnvodka]

Black cat stout!Bitter to the last meeeooow.

 

[Whut]

Punt, pass, or kick competition.

 

[heferly]

thanks a lot, now that song is going to be in my head all day.

or grizzly bear underwear