Hello, I just bottled my first batch of beer(honey wheat). I live on the top floor of an apartment that gets very warm, between 70-80 degrees. Now that I've bottled my first batch, how do I keep it cold? I don't have a cold basement to put it in. I have it stored in my closet, but its still warm. I heard something about how having it stored too warm can produce an off flavor like bananas? What can I do to keep it cold for the next few weeks?
You worry for nothing, and Remilard's answer is just to produce more panic in you (he gets his jollies from it) and has no bearing on what you really are asking so ignore the troll. He's not trying to help you, he doesn't care about you....
If you want your beer to carb and condition you NEED them to be above 70, for at least three weeks, more if the gravity is higher than around 1.060 The fermentation in the bottle that you need to carb is really NOT enough to produce off flavors, it's a tiny bit of sugar and a little bit of yeast.
You have new brewer panic, nothing more.
At the worst extremely high temps, in the 90's will degrade you beer in terms of longterm storage, but most of the time we're done drinking our beers long before that stuff happens.
I've had beers in my loft carbing and conditioning when it's been 88 in there during the day, with the air off, and I can assure you I've never had bannana beer
unless I was using a yeast that produced it, and it was intentional, and it happened during fermentation NOT carbing and conditioning.
So ignore the guy that lives in his mother's basement, instead, everything you need to know about carbing and conditioning, can be found here
Of Patience and Bottle Conditioning.
Relax, your beer is stronger than you think, and trolls like Remmy will lead you to belive.