Why do I picture an old grandpa telling that to a little kid? And the little kid giving him a weird look.
Explaining puns to kleptomaniacs doesn't work....they take things literally.
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I don't think he appreciated the gravity of the situation.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Silly,funny answers that definitely belong in this forum is what you get...:rockin:
I saw this yesterday and it made me chuckle. Go up to someone and say "I heard a hilarious knock knock joke, but you have to start it off."
Other person: "Okay, knock knock."
You: "Who's there?"
*awkward silence*
Kind of a preacher joke:
A priest and a rabbi are standing on a street corner discussing politics when a 6 year old boy comes riding by on a bike. The priest says, "Man, just look at that boy. Let's F#$K him!" The rabbi says, "OK, out of what?"
How do you change a dishwasher into a snowblower?
Hand the ***** a shovel.
What's long, thin, green, and smells like pork?
Kermit's finger
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Umm.... Should I be ashamed I laughed out loud at this one?
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