Ohhhh, I just thought of two more, quite strange injuries. I was sanitizing a fermenter with a wide top on it using starsan. While swishing it around in the fermenter the starsan swished right out of the opening in the top and went right into both of my eyes (i was also wearing contacts). Pending further doom I ran inside, partially blind and tried to rinse out my eyes with contact solution. OUCH, putting contact solution in already messed up eyes really hurts. My vision was blurry for the rest of the night, but all was fine in the AM.
Second injury, dont laugh to hard guys.
-I was kegging something, cant remember what though. But I had spilled a ton of sanitizer on my slick concrete floor while walking away from the keg I slipped on the sanitizer. Ok, picture this, me falling to the floor and reaching for my table/pool table and a shelf on the other side of the room. I missed the shelf and table both, however I managed to grab the 2x4 hanging off the table. While falling I looked at the table and 2x4 just in time for it to smack me right square in the effing nose then i continued to fall and smash into the concrete floor. I now had a throbbing nose and a sore butt, walked inside to what I thought woul dbe for sure a bloody nose but to my relief it was just a little swollen and only chunks of blood came out.... If that was on video it was have won $100,000 on Americas Funniest Homevideos.... wow. You cant make that **** up.