If only we could...

[TheJasonT]

Dispense warm nacho cheese sauce from a corny keg, life would be complete.

What else would make life just *that* much better?

 

[Zuljin]

Carbonated warm nacho cheese. I don't know why. I just want to see that.

 

[hunter_le five]

Gross. Anything that is smothered with that faux-cheese melted-rubber slime hardly deserves to be called "nachos".

Now a corny keg that dispenses Sriracha, I could get behind that. I go through so many bottles of the stuff that I really should start buying it in drums anyway.

Just one more hit....

 

[TxBrew]

Everyone loves Siracha. Best condiment ever.

 

[landshark]

I need a case of Siracha for my desk... I go through hot sauces way too fast.

Replicating this doesn't help...

 

[Melana]

Everyone loves Siracha. Best condiment ever.

Exactly.

 

[benco]

A keg of whataburger ketchup would also be good!

 

[TheJasonT]

MAN!!! Why didn't I think of sriracha?! That's GENIUS!!!

I guess the thought of nacho cheese sauce from a picnic tap entertained my semi-hungover mind...

 

[Zuljin]

A keg of whataburger ketchup would also be good!

Black label?

 

[Homercidal]

Just threw out a bottle of sriracha. It was good to start with, but got tired of it. Took me a bit to realize what you were talking about. Around here we call it "C@ck Sauce".

 

[TheJasonT]

Shun the nonbeliever!!!

 

[BigJack]

Just threw out a bottle of sriracha. It was good to start with, but got tired of it. Took me a bit to realize what you were talking about. Around here we call it "C@ck Sauce".

Sriacha and soy sauce hot wings are fantastic. You're so missing out.