I need a funny beer saying!!!

[biochemedic]

Here's another oldie but goodie:

In wine, there is wisdom.
In beer, there is strength.
In water, there is bacteria...you decide!

 

[ardyexfor]

Here's to you, here's to me;
If we should ever disagree;
Screw you, here's to me!

Don't remember where I heard that one...

 

[Noahl]

Malt does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man

 

[dyennie]

Not sure if you want this for the Groomsmen but if you're going to say a prayer:

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head
and forgive us our spillages
as we forgive those that spill against us
and lead us not into incarceration.
But deliver us from hang-overs,
for thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager
forever and ever
Barmen!

Not sure who wrote it

 

[dcodd87]

not sure if you want this for the groomsmen but if you're going to say a prayer:

Our lager,
which art in barrels
hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
i will be drunk,
at home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head
and forgive us our spillages
as we forgive those that spill against us
and lead us not into incarceration.
But deliver us from hang-overs,
for thine is the beer,
the bitter and the lager
forever and ever
barmen!

Not sure who wrote it

nice!!

 

[Haputanlas]

I know this is too late, but whatever.

My sig says a few:


"There is no strong beer, only weak men"
"Pretty women make us BUY beer, ugly women make us DRINK beer" - Al Bundy
"Give a man a beer, he'll drink for a day. Teach a man to brew, he'll be drunk for the rest of his life."











BLANK SPACE!

 

[annasdadhockey]

"I traded sex for drinking, and now I can't get into my own pants"

 

[StodBrewing]

I know it's late, but maybe someone else is trolling for ideas....

Beer...Because no good story ever started by someone eating salad.

 

[Paps]

BEER!!!!........why not?

 

[LazySumo]

Alcohol won't solve your problems. But then again, neither will milk.

 

[GrogNerd]

"because beer doesn't just brew itself"

 

[charliethebum]

"They say beer will make you dumb, it are goes good with pizza"
Psychostick "beer is good"

 

[bobeer]

One of my favorites...

"Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one,
A pretty girl and an honest one,
A cold beer and another one!"

 

[VApatriot]

"I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night." - Benjamin Franklin

 

[merline]

"Beer can make ya smart, ya know. It made bud wiser."

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

"Brewed the hard way!" - Budweiser

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman

 

[UNIbrewster]

"If you can drink it then you can brew it"

 

[Yoseff]

"According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution."

 

[agrazela]

I remember when I turned to sex as a substitute for drinking.

I got my c*ck stuck in the bottle.

 

[unionrdr]

They stone ya when yer tryin' to be so good. They stone ya just like they said they would...

 

[wardens355]

"We all need something to believe in. I believe I'll have another beer."

Found this on a sign in a used dresser I bought.

 

[unionrdr]

It's yo' thang, do whatcha wanna do. I can't tell ya, what brew ta sock it to?!

 

[GrogNerd]

 

[Oberon67]

I'd go with a list of reasons why a beer is better than a woman.

1. A beer doesn't mind if you have another beer.

 

[m_c_zero]

This is a Homer Simpson quote about alcohol, but you could change it to beer:

"Alcohol, the solution to, and cause of, all of life's problems"

Edit: Damn, just saw that someone already posted this...

 

[Oberon67]

2. It's okay when a beer is cold.

 

[Oberon67]

3. You can enjoy a beer all month.

 

[Oberon67]

4. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

 

[Oberon67]

5. It doesn't cost you anything to switch from one beer to another.

 

[PlexVector]

When all else fails--have another homebrew.

 

[maddcow]

I am not ‘chugging beer’ I’m SAMPLING a flight of gluten free German lagers with a French wine pairing.* It’s called a SMORGASVEIN and it’s elegantly cultural! - Randy Marsh. South Park

 

[edroberts]

"Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could've become beer, but didn't." - Walter Thornburgh

"People say "you'll regret that in the morning", so I sleep until noon because I'm a problem solver."

 

[unionrdr]

A beer doesn't care if you're seen drinking another beer. A beer doesn't care where you drink it. A beer doesn't care how many you're seen drinking at once. A beer doesn't care how many beers you have around. A beer doesn't care if you go for more beers.

 

[grrickar]

People who drink light beers don't like beer, they just like to pee a lot...

Cheers! Here's to the best time that you'll never remember! < need a few more than a 6er for this to be true

 

[brewfarmDan]

This beer should be drunk in a comfortable chair (referring to a Barley Wine): Dave Miller, homebrew author.

Help I've fallen and I can't reach my beer: Me as far as I know

An Optimist would say "the glass is half full", a Pessimist would say "the glass is half empty", a Home Brewer would say "is that beer in that glass?": Me as far as I know

One more for the ditch: Unknown from Montana

 

[fj605]

"Dinner is poured!"

 

[Micha]

A little bit out of place, but all my homebrewing things here in Germany are labeled with &#8222;Der kluge Mensch, so glaube mir, der braut und trinkt sein eigenes Bier" : the well-advised person, believe me, brews and drinks his own beer.

 

[FloppyKnockers]

I used to drink beer. I still do, but I used to, too.

-ripped off and butchered from Mitch Hedberg

 

[jperry]

There's a funny saying, that goes something like this: "The only time I have a drinking problem, is when I run out of beer." - not sure who said it...

 

[JINKS]

Hops and grain make water fun