bottlebomber
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Half shark alligator half man..
Would you be interested in some cybernetic additions to your beer guardian? I'm having a sale on plasma emitters...Half shark alligator half man..
Thou shalt be bumped!Thats probably it, I need to pony up a few bucks and become a paid member,
I am at work right now so a beer is not in my immediate future anyway.
Its just as well, this thread will fade into obscurity in a relatively short time,
Thats probably it, I need to pony up a few bucks and become a paid member
Can we get a harumph for the Governor?No no no...we'll just start the "The Lost Thread of Menerdari" and the thread will be bumped to the end of time.
Now, extortion fees *might* work...actually, no...they probably would not.
I hope you have learned a valuable lesson in PUI (Posting Under the Influence).
Harumph!
What happened with the Half ma-gator, half Thunder chicken?
(more commonly known as the BOOMING were-crocachicken)
Apparently someone thought they would help reduce the population of the Floridian national bird, the mosquito. So sometime in mid 1984 they released a few. What they didn't realize is that Booming Were-Crocachicken are among the species that will spontaneously change sex from male to female and then lay fertile eggs with only the original animals genetic material.I thought those things stayed in south America
What happened with the Half ma-gator, half Thunder chicken?
Thankfully the were-crocachicken, properly breaded and deep fried, is a nutritious delicacy and hence their uncontrolled procreation will both feed AND control the burgoning human population.
Now if you'll excuse me, Ma-gator needs her hourly pickle-tickle. Gotta keep procreating those were-crocachickens for humanity!
That's what they said about the king crab. Time will tell if those soviets knew what they were doing or not. I mean after they abandoned a perfectly good psi-ops program...Thankfully the were-crocachicken, properly breaded and deep fried, is a nutritious delicacy and hence their uncontrolled procreation will both feed AND control the burgoning human population.
Now if you'll excuse me, Ma-gator needs her hourly pickle-tickle. Gotta keep procreating those were-crocachickens for humanity!
Interesting. How is for flavor as compared to the whales?We just found http://i0.wp.com/listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Screen-Shot-2013-01-11-at-4.53.01-PM.png
and it ate 93% of the whales.
Even better, I managed to harness the effect to actually reinforce the commands from the chip. I managed to get the non-localized harmonic phase interactions synchronized across 12 of the relevant 14 interactive dimensions. Even with both of the remaining 2 are in absolute oppositional planes they don't come even close to overpowering the 12 synchronized planes.Nice! Were you able to overcome the quantum tunneling anomaly? If I recall, it was only one additional electron in every 800 billion or so that was causing the chip to malfunction. When that thing fails, though... well... I have a small island in one quintant of my dominion that is still so overpopulated with undead guinea frogs that I am considering unleashing a manticore to deal with it.
Even better, I managed to harness the effect to actually reinforce the commands from the chip. I managed to get the non-localized harmonic phase interactions synchronized across 12 of the relevant 14 interactive dimensions. Even with both of the remaining 2 are in absolute oppositional planes they don't come even close to overpowering the 12 synchronized planes.
If you look in a future edition of the Encyclopedia Galacticia, it says this under residents of the thirteenth dimension; "A bunch of mindless jerks who where the first with their backs against the wall when the revolution came."Yeah, don't even try to connect with the 13th dimension. Those stiff cats simply don't want to party, no matter how well synchronized your chip is. Damned snobs.
Yeah, slow cooking is the key with most of the manticore. They are usually old, and have lots of collagen. You need a lot of time for that to render out. I think you've been trying to cook yours to fast. You don't want to exceed the surface temperature of the sun, 5,778k, or your meat will dry out.Yes, I'd quite like some of your self replicating nano-neutralizers.
On another note, I've begun considering recipes including my spare manticore. The tail is a lot like lobster legs, so a nice garlic butter sauce should suffice for that. The rest can be a little tough and gamey (well, except for the sirloin, that is always a tender cut and simply needs to be slow-heated to 183,000,000 kelvin, salt and pepper to taste) and I am wondering how others have prepared it? Perhaps whole, on the rotisserie? That seems a little boring though.
I'll send you some in a null-entropy tube. Be sure to air drop it on the island withing 36 hours of arrival. Your zombie guinea pig problem should be over in about 16 hours...If the island is still there after a week the nano-neutralizers have shut themselves down on there own. If it's gone, nuke the spot where the island used to be. The EMP wave will shut down the nano's before they consume the planet.Yes, I'd quite like some of your self replicating nano-neutralizers.
If you look in a future edition of the Encyclopedia Galacticia, it says this under residents of the thirteenth dimension; "A bunch of mindless jerks who where the first with their backs against the wall when the revolution came."
No, I used the bistromatic calculations model. No need for any of that nonsense, though those calculations do produce particularly bad coffee.Uggh...Dr. Streetmentioner willan on-have a fit as there was no use of the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Subjunctive Intentional tense in that write-up. Shoot them again.
No, I used the bistromatic calculations model. No need for any of that nonsense, though those calculations do produce particularly bad coffee.
Yeah, that might work. It should annoy them almost as much as using the finite probability machine to perform party tricks.Try cold brewing it next time. With a coarse grind and a long soak, you can make a nice concentrate that may, if used at precisely the right concentration may help stiffen the spines of the 13th dimension jerk-wads.
If that does not work, try submerging them in hot water and serve them with real cream and the juice of sugar cane. None of that fake stuff, it really puts fiberglass in their thongs.
I'll send you some in a null-entropy tube. Be sure to air drop it on the island withing 36 hours of arrival. Your zombie guinea pig problem should be over in about 16 hours...If the island is still there after a week the nano-neutralizers have shut themselves down on there own. If it's gone, nuke the spot where the island used to be. The EMP wave will shut down the nano's before they consume the planet.
I think.
Oooop look at that I am a paid member now but no longer have the heart to delete this thread
Not a paid member any more. I guess the novelty of making nonsense threads wore off. Not everyone has Cheezy's stamina and hunger for nonsense.
Hmm, oh well. I'm sure they will turn up eventually. Now I don't have to feel bad about executing that courier for sneezing to loudly.Received the tube today, but it was cracked and from what I could see with my scanning electron microscope, 23% of the colony may have escaped en route. Should I alert anyone, or do you think it would be moot?
You mean like the cow bell?Elephant trumpets, with an accompaniment of gazelles playing the kazoo.
On a side note, why do you not hear of bands with kazoos anymore. The kazoo is a highly underrated musical instrument.
He kept saying he thought he would sneeze his brains out. So I gave him some super sneezing powder. Watching that become literal was hilarious.More Cow Bell??
That bastard did really sneeze though.....hope it hurt.
Hmm, oh well. I'm sure they will turn up eventually. Now I don't have to feel bad about executing that courier for sneezing to loudly.
You mean like the cow bell?
Cowbell Funk (original)
If the mouth harp goes mainstream I'm going to have to launch my hostile takeover of every media company on the planet immediately. I'd planned to let them start reporting the apocalypse, and do the takeover in the middle. I have my limits though.Nah, the cowbell is too overdone. Once SNL did the I need more cowbell skit it went too mainstream. If the Kazoo starts making it I am switching to wondering why the mouth harp is unappreciated.
http://youtu.be/VDnio2axqNI
If the mouth harp goes mainstream I'm going to have to launch my hostile takeover of every media company on the planet immediately. I'd planned to let them start reporting the apocalypse, and do the takeover in the middle. I have my limits though.
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