Jaehnig
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menerdari said:I believe the powder is for aroma , you want the oil for softness.
But won't the 10w-30 motor oil add a sheen to the beer?
menerdari said:I believe the powder is for aroma , you want the oil for softness.
Jaehnig said:I heat the properties of baby powder added to your beer make the bottles as soft as a baby's bald spot. Any takers?
static said:This from the guy who brews with mythical creatures...
The topic came about as a way to solve potential problems with said useless animal brew in the past from the future. Yet another tool in the brewing box.
And im using flax not flux... sheesh... noob.
You don't like my Lambo replica?
ThatGeekGuy said:Since a baby is pretty much one big bald spot, you need to be more specific. Are you meaning the front forward lagering addition, or the rear facing dark malts? Or perhaps adding the entire baby to the boil which adds a certain bitterness that takes decades to mature and mellow....
Irish red
Dunkelweizen
Imperial stout
Old ale
Traditional bock
Jaehnig said:But won't the 10w-30 motor oil add a sheen to the beer?
Unless you include an emulsifier, like a cockatrice egg. Make sure to use used motor oil for best flavor.Not soluble.
Small problem, this thread has put a big strain on the LHBS and pet stores in my area. I am having no luck at all finding hamsters and turtles. Gerbils are very hard to find and don't even waste your time looking for crocks and sea turtles in the Midwest. Even the local bird sanctuary has armed guards watching the owls! Can anyone help a fellow brewer, my pipeline is in danger of drying up.
How did you know how old I was?
Have you considered substituting squirrels for a nuttier brew, or perhaps rats for a earthier one?I hear you brother. In my area the pet shop was so overburdened they took a two week hiatus. The sign on the door said they were on a roadtrip in pursuit of more turtles and hampsters.
They did have a box of gerbils at the front door with an honesty deposit box next to them. It was a nice thought but all the gerbils had AIDs.
So, not really much of a deal. I still picked up two, and laid out 50 cents a piece for them. Not sure the immune dificiency will be much of a problem because I'm dry hopping my brew with buffalo nuts. Which as we all know is a natural microbiotic and part of the Hells Angels. It will in spirit kill.
I'm quite sure the beer will turn out just fine. I figure my m-i-l will be the first sampler. I love her that much.
Have you considered substituting squirrels for a nuttier brew, or perhaps rats for a earthier one?
Squirrels! Who would have figured. Makes sense. They would certainly bring on a nutty quality that no other grain would.. Thanks Bro!
This is why I love this site.. all the great knowledge here. Man I'm glad to be from outer space!
menerdari said:you have to be careful though, squirrels can get mean when you start messing with their nuts.
cfonnes said:I hate to hijack a thread and go off topic.
Did I ruin my beer?
Homercidal said:I think I'm starting to get a cold. Should I be worried that I'm REALLY looking forward to my medication kicking in? I don't want to be addicted to benadryl and end up on skid row.
WesleyS said:I have a great recipe for a benadryl wheat. The artificial cherry flavor plays nicely in it.
jsv1204 said:Haha... Put a cherry wheat from Sam Adams in my wife's hands a few weeks ago. "Cough syrup!" was the verdict!
Homercidal said:Now is the perfect time to drink some SA Cherry Wheat. When I can't taste anything!
And to think I used to like that stuff.
Got a bomber of barleywine in the fridge. I really kind of just want to go home and drink that all day and watch TV. Maybe a LOTR marathon? Oh, or play Guild Wars 2 all day!
Got a car to finish fixing though. Today sucks. Maybe I'll work 4 hours and then go home to fix the car and THEN drink all day!
Make sure to use used motor oil for best flavor.
Can't wait for PETA to pick up this thread...
AMonkey said:I get leg cramps, so my thrusting is inconsistent. What should I do? Irish moss?
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