leftcontact said:I thought that might work with hamsters too. So I fed a hamster to a local barn owl
That was too clever for an idiot thread.
leftcontact said:I thought that might work with hamsters too. So I fed a hamster to a local barn owl
I think i'll brew my next batch in my turtle and dry hamster in secondary with my new White House brew kit.
Shrubbery? That's bubkiss! Forget the undergrowth and go with toenail clippings. 1/3 an ounce for ever milliliter of wort. It will add a fungus like feel to your pizza.
AndPaul Christian said:Would you like to make a Mandragora, as powerful as the homunculus (little man in a bottle) so praised by Paracelsus? Then find a root of the plant called bryony. Take it out of the ground on a Monday (the day of the moon), a little time after the vernal equinox. Cut off the ends of the root and bury it at night in some country churchyard in a dead man's grave. For thirty days water it with cow's milk in which three bats have been drowned. When the thirty-first day arrives, take out the root in the middle of the night and dry it in an oven heated with branches of verbena; then wrap it up in a piece of a dead man's winding-sheet and carry it with you everywhere.
Shakespeare said:"Give me to drink mandragora...
That I might sleep out this great gap of time
My Antony is away."
Dan said:An idiots "My Replies" page
Wait, what game? I thought this was a serious discussion of brewing with crocs, turtles, and other potentially animate objects. :fro:Hey Big Black2XIPA man. only 66 more. I'm pretty sure tomorrow or the next mendarini will score a new beer made in his name. I probably spelled it wrong, but you are deep into this game.
But this is war! We must lead the charge. Without the proper beer to fuel our army where will we stand once we meet the great birds?
We must rally our troops. Brew the best. Stand for sitting. Lastly, to war we must go. The turtles must be downed in battle. We must bathe in the tranquility of a land of crock pots and oversee the Bunsen burners of society.
Now I must ask of all of you: "Will you go to war with me, brother?"
Let me also say, Wumbo.
sonofgrok said:/ignore post "I am an idiot"
Oops... did I type that out loud?
Built this in the basement to power my new brew rig and make runs to the LHTBS.
menerdari said:NM not thinking clearly, can I delete a thread?
Wow does that haves a flux condenser in case you mess up with your brew and go back in time?
I'm still working on the flax compreseratorizer to create the time storm for brewing in the past but so far i haven't figured out how to adjust for a specific time. My last attempt i ended up with a dino beer. Turned out a bit oily and tasted like chicken.
menerdari said:You are probably missing the time relativity dilapidation compensator, without out that is is hard to maintain flux coagulation as relative density increases.
Obliviousbrew said:Well only 49 posts to the idiotic double black ipa. Wesley you should start working on your recipe.
I am f****** pissed. this was a serious discussion about makin good drinkable stuff out of some useless animals like turtles and stuff and you turn this into a discussion about the Damned flux capacitor which does not exist.
Wow, we're getting close! Looks like I'll be brewing a black IPA when I get home from Chicago at the beginning of October. The recipe is semi-there. Of course it will go through many drafts before I decide on the perfect one. But it will be grand and definitely idiotic!
20lbs crocahamsturtles
3lbs various rodents
1lb barn owl pellets
5oz rabbit ears
3oz pure stupidity
2L Yeast starter from a beard hair I stole from John Maier while he was sleeping.
Wait.......I'm an idiot!
bleme said:I don't see how you are going to get anywhere near black without roasting the rodents.
I heat the properties of baby powder added to your beer make the bottles as soft as a baby's bald spot. Any takers?
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