dwarven_stout
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Oh geez. Would that make Bjork the Pho Queen?
I added heavy cream to my wort!
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Oh geez. Would that make Bjork the Pho Queen?
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Oh man,WTF??? C'mon op,let's have it. We really need some closer to this insanity. Or maybe we need to hold a seance to find out?? I was really hoping to see how this magilla ends...
bottlebomber
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We need to figure out where he lives and start an Occupy movement. Occupy the funky toxic cheese beer!
bottlebomber
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emjay said:
LoL
spearko520
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i buy all my noodles at that pho king vietnamese place.
KyleWolf
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Read this from start to finish this morning. We all really can't wait to hear more . subscribed.
motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
*slowclap*
jonnyp1980
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I'm begining to think we've all been fooled
Appears this is the long troll, was entertaining tho
D0ug
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C'mon Jake! Where's the Beef?
cheezydemon3
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I was about to start my "I DUMPED UNCOOKED FREAKING PANCAKE BATTER INTO MY PALE ALE!" poll.
Glad I searched FIRST!!!
Glad I searched FIRST!!!
D0ug
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The poll needs a new response: "Ha-ha! Just kidding, I never did this to my beer."
CreamyGoodness
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I farted when I was making pineapple mead.
gungnir77
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You have got to be fricking kidding me. I stayed up late reading this goddamn thread from start to finish like a freaking novel and he just up and dies? Can't at least the fourth roommate who thought it was nasty get online and let us know that this foul, ungodly creation killed him in the end!? I agree with the previous poster who called shenanigans........SHENANIGANS!!!
bottlebomber
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gungnir77 said:
I have no sympathy for you... I just finished 120 episodes of Lost. There was this though.
gungnir77
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bottlebomber said:
Yeah, but at least at the end of Lost they straight up told you were a sucker for watching with that deliberate crappy ending. This dude put cream in his boil. And it killed him. And he didn't leave a will with a request in it to tell the HBTalk folks how it tasted. Did Creamy Goodness ever get his sample in the mail? Did it kill him too?
bottlebomber said:
At least the heavy cream guy wasn't dead all along!!!
cheezydemon3
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How funny that an epically useless thread brings up an epically useless tv show...........
Should Steven King's Gunslinger series be mentioned? Guess I just did.
F**K LOST.
Should Steven King's Gunslinger series be mentioned? Guess I just did.
F**K LOST.
bottlebomber
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It started off as a masterpiece of suspense in my opinion, and somewhere around the halfway point they "lost" it, hard.
Tragically, I have to reveal the truth. "thejakester" is one of about 30 pseudonyms, or their variants, used on different homebrewing-related forums by a well-known luminary in our field (his initials are "JP"). Despite his reputation as a kind and knowledgeable home-brewing expert, he actually has a very sick side to his personality, and every so often he goes onto forums and stirs up trouble like this, then watches in glee while the thread explodes and never reaches a resolution.
As one of his buddies from high school that he still keeps in touch with, I've watched him do this many times. I've seen his evil lip curl in a mixture of sadism and delight with each additional questioning post added to the unfinished thread. He is a master manipulator who feeds off people's confusion. You can bet he's reading this right now and clenching his fists in rage as his eyes pass over these very words. I expect him to de-friend me on Facebook for admitting this, and possibly I will find an intentional bottle-bomb quietly placed in the cooler at our next homebrewing picnic, but the truth must be known.
Furthermore, he is recently responsible for developing a virus that specifically attacks North American 2-row malt crops, and he intends to release it in about three -- hang on, folks, the doorbell's ringing, looks like my package is here -- wait, I didn't order anything from Amalgamated Chemical Warfare, Inc. -- let me just peek in the box and see what it is -- oh crapppppp aaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh
-- Transcribed by Google Voice-To-Text services
(just kidding -- gosh I hope the real JP doesn't read these forums -- just regular jokes, folks --)
As one of his buddies from high school that he still keeps in touch with, I've watched him do this many times. I've seen his evil lip curl in a mixture of sadism and delight with each additional questioning post added to the unfinished thread. He is a master manipulator who feeds off people's confusion. You can bet he's reading this right now and clenching his fists in rage as his eyes pass over these very words. I expect him to de-friend me on Facebook for admitting this, and possibly I will find an intentional bottle-bomb quietly placed in the cooler at our next homebrewing picnic, but the truth must be known.
Furthermore, he is recently responsible for developing a virus that specifically attacks North American 2-row malt crops, and he intends to release it in about three -- hang on, folks, the doorbell's ringing, looks like my package is here -- wait, I didn't order anything from Amalgamated Chemical Warfare, Inc. -- let me just peek in the box and see what it is -- oh crapppppp aaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh
-- Transcribed by Google Voice-To-Text services
(just kidding -- gosh I hope the real JP doesn't read these forums -- just regular jokes, folks --)
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Please respond OP - I need closure on this very interesting science project.
More pictures wouldn't hurt either.
Please respond OP - I need closure on this very interesting science project.
More pictures wouldn't hurt either.
Yeah no kidding. What a stupid cheap ending to a life's work.
beerkrump
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Wow! So, what happened?
Theory: The government, as they are ken to do, secretly has sequestered jakester and is now weaponizing his cheese-banana-beer. Pakistan will soon smell like banana split vomit.
Theory: The government, as they are ken to do, secretly has sequestered jakester and is now weaponizing his cheese-banana-beer. Pakistan will soon smell like banana split vomit.
Holy cow.
I just read through this whole thread. What a ride. For the first 2/3 of it, I admired Jake's giant balls. Then I quickly started hating him. You can't just leave us hanging, man!!
Subscribing to see how this turns out.
I just read through this whole thread. What a ride. For the first 2/3 of it, I admired Jake's giant balls. Then I quickly started hating him. You can't just leave us hanging, man!!
Subscribing to see how this turns out.
Every goddamn time I get an email from this thread, my hopes go up a bit, just to be let down. I just can't get myself to unsubscribe just in case....
DrummerBoySeth
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PLEASE, EVERYONE, JUST LET THIS TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE DIE QUIETLY! No need to continue beating the proverbial dead horse.
spearko520
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can anyone follow the exact steps of this in a recreation? We can assume similar results and get some resolution on this.
bigbeergeek
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I can't be the only one who sent jakester a message demanding follow-through...
bigbeergeek said:
Good idea! Everyone overload him with messages!
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Screw it, I'm doing this. I'm down to make a 2.5 gallon batch of this on Sunday or Monday. So far we know he used a half gallon of heavy cream that boiled for 45 min. He also had a base recipe of 7lbs light malt extract, used cascade hops and light roasted barley. Plus he mentions 8 lbs of bananas foster...did he just mean bananas? I saw he wanted to add brown sugar...maybe some cinnamon?
Anyone want to help me on this?
Anyone want to help me on this?
