Laughing_Gnome_Invisible
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My step-grandson has finally cottoned on that I speak differently to the rest of the family. He asked me where I come from. He is a huge Thomas the tank engine fan.
Well, Brody, I come from the island of Britain. It's a bit like the island of Sodor, except that it is a bit bigger, and the people there are very, very stupid. They are SO stupid that they still have a king like in the fairy stories. Their king is a woman, so they call him a Queen. The trains can't talk there, so the drivers don't know where they are going. Sometimes, they all end up in a huge pile and the Queen has to get in amongst them and tell them off.
The policemen all have pointy heads and have to wear pointy hats to hide their pointy heads. Sometimes, people are born with pointy heads, but they don't want to be policemen when they grow up, so they become politicians instead. All the stupid people laugh at the pointy head politicians, and all the pointy head politicians laugh back.
Then they burn buses. Some of the buses have names, like Bertie Bus and Betty Bus. The buses don't like being burned and often complain to the Queen............
I regard this BS as paying it forward for when I was 5 years old myself, and my OWN pub-fightin' Grandpa told me that the scar on his arm was from when he was bitten by a lion.
Well, Brody, I come from the island of Britain. It's a bit like the island of Sodor, except that it is a bit bigger, and the people there are very, very stupid. They are SO stupid that they still have a king like in the fairy stories. Their king is a woman, so they call him a Queen. The trains can't talk there, so the drivers don't know where they are going. Sometimes, they all end up in a huge pile and the Queen has to get in amongst them and tell them off.
The policemen all have pointy heads and have to wear pointy hats to hide their pointy heads. Sometimes, people are born with pointy heads, but they don't want to be policemen when they grow up, so they become politicians instead. All the stupid people laugh at the pointy head politicians, and all the pointy head politicians laugh back.
Then they burn buses. Some of the buses have names, like Bertie Bus and Betty Bus. The buses don't like being burned and often complain to the Queen............
I regard this BS as paying it forward for when I was 5 years old myself, and my OWN pub-fightin' Grandpa told me that the scar on his arm was from when he was bitten by a lion.